Nicole Richie's Memorial Day BBQ

The invitation:
My fellows Americans, it's that time of year
To celebrate our country by drinking massive amounts of beer
Let's stand together as one, live the American dream
Take shots, pass out, and wake up with our pants ripped open at the seams
Let's glorify this day in your sluttiest tops and your tightest pair of Tsubi jeans
Even though we have no clue what Memorial Day means!!!

There will be a scale at the front door. No girls over 100 pounds allowed in. Start starving yourself now!

First thing that entered the brain was that scene in Hook where all the little dudes are 'eating' the invisible food...all i got so far.

Why is she even relevent anymore ? Shouldn't her 15 minutes be up ?

about a week late for memorial day, no?

Think she'll go visit her buddy Paris while she's in jail?

Fat Freddy wrote:

Think she'll go visit her buddy Paris while she's in jail?

Yeah ! She's thin enough she can squeeze right through the bars and into the cell.