Woman Marries Amusement Park Ride

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/5972632/Woman-getting-married-to-fairground-ride.html

Imagine the kids.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37962 Age : 54

Quote :: Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects,

I saw a story about people with this condition on TV fairly recently...either on "Dateline" or "20/20" or perhaps on the Discovery Channel, I don't remember now...and I think this Froot Loop was in it, unless there's more than one person out there who's attracted to amusement-park rides. It was rather fascinating in a terrifying sort of way. (i.e. "They let these people walk around loose?") There was also a woman who was "in love" with the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.

...takes all kinds, doesn't it?? Woman Marries Amusement Park Ride 811939

Woman Marries Amusement Park Ride 811939

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4077 Age : 51

Fat Freddy wrote:

Quote :: Amy Wolfe, a US church organist who claims to have objectum sexuality, a condition that makes sufferers attracted to inanimate objects,

I saw a story about people with this condition on TV fairly recently...either on "Dateline" or "20/20" or perhaps on the Discovery Channel, I don't remember now...and I think this Froot Loop was in it, unless there's more than one person out there who's attracted to amusement-park rides. It was rather fascinating in a terrifying sort of way. (i.e. "They let these people walk around loose?") There was also a woman who was "in love" with the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.

...takes all kinds, doesn't it?? Woman Marries Amusement Park Ride 811939

off topic but....did you see CSI: New York last night? Reminded me of your signature. Dude was making meth from organs taken from addicts that OD'd. VERY COOL!!! BRILLIANT!!! [Guennis guys].

Metal master Number of posts : 679 Age : 38

The ride wants her to loose a few lbs b/c it's back hurts.

Metal master Number of posts : 874 Age : 59

“I was instantly attracted
to him sexually and mentally. I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone
about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground
ride.”

Please tell me they hose off the seats after she rides "him!" Shocked

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37962 Age : 54

T-Roy wrote:: off topic but....did you see CSI: New York last night? Reminded me of your signature. Dude was making meth from organs taken from addicts that OD'd. VERY COOL!!! BRILLIANT!!! [Guennis guys].

Nope, but I'm gonna have to watch for the re-run!

... I skimmed the Wikipedia article on this woman's, um, "condition" and it sez the term "Object Sexuality" was coined in the early 1970s by a woman who was "married" to the Berlin Wall. No mention of how she felt when it was knocked down, though. Laughing

It also mentions a woman who's a two-time world champion in competitive archery, who's "married" to the Eiffel Tower. (She changed her last name to "Eiffel" after she "married" it.) She apparently told "Good Morning America" that her "object love" powered her to victory.

Yikes.

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

Quote :: I saw a story about people with this condition on TV fairly recently...either on "Dateline" or "20/20" or perhaps on the Discovery Channel, I don't remember now...and I think this Froot Loop was in it, unless there's more than one person out there who's attracted to amusement-park rides. It was rather fascinating in a terrifying sort of way. (i.e. "They let these people walk around loose?") There was also a woman who was "in love" with the Golden Gate Bridge in San Francisco.

I caught a little of that too. Just weirdos that didn't get enough attention from mommy & daddy when they were little.

Eugenics isn't a totally terrible idea. In theory.

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How is this weirder then FF's attraction to rodents?

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Surely there's a Bible passage we can misinterpret that makes this a mortal sin. If there's something I hate more than two guys kissing in front of me in line at Starbucks, it's a fat chick who gets her rocks off on the seat of an amusement ride.

The above statement is meant as parody and may not reflect my actual view.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37962 Age : 54

TheNazgul wrote:: How is this weirder then FF's attraction to rodents?

Since when am I attracted to rodents? scratch

DallasBlack is the one with the cartoon-rabbit fetish, not me.

...though I gotta admit, as Toon Babes go, Jessica Rabbit from "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" was pretty damn hot.

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4214 Age : 50

Talk about "Of Unsound Mind"

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Quote :: Since when am I attracted to rodents?

Denial is the first stage.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 7685 Age : 45

I guess if a bolt or something falls off shes the one who would have to screw it back on......

BTW... is that a picture of the so called ...."woman"?

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Metal master Number of posts : 679 Age : 38

The ride wants her to loose that FUPA the size of a football....

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3012 Age : 35

*facepalm* insane

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

Imagine having to buy a ticket, stand in line, and gangbang your lover with thirty strangers everytime you wanted to get laid.

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

Does she get jealous when other people ride her "husband"? I guess their relationship will have it's ups and downs. Laughing

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28656 Age : 39

Troublezone wrote:: Does she get jealous when other people ride her "husband"? I guess their relationship will have it's ups and downs.

Metal master Number of posts : 679 Age : 38

Required Fields wrote:

Troublezone wrote:: Does she get jealous when other people ride her "husband"? I guess their relationship will have it's ups and downs.

I guess the never ending cycle would make him 'coast' in his relationship.

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Man her vagina's gonna look like the Lincoln Tunnel after that honeymoon.

Metal master Number of posts : 679 Age : 38

DeathCult wrote:: Man her vagina's gonna look like the Lincoln Tunnel after that honeymoon.

She's gonna be on top xD

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50

This reminds me of the Pee Wee's Playhouse show where someone would marry an inanimate object like chicken salad or a couch. Weird.

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“I was instantly attracted to him sexually and mentally.
I wasn’t freaked out, as it just felt so natural, but I didn’t tell anyone about it because I knew it wasn’t ‘normal’ to have feelings for a fairground ride.”

WHAAAAATTT???????????????? I have 2 theories:
1) She (and I could bet for that) hasn't been with a guy ever.
2) She belongs to a mental institution.

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