Does anyone want to help me catch up?

I'd hope some of you might have noticed I haven't been on in ages. Anyway, anybody want to tell me what's been happening in my absence. Please note this is more of a joke than anything else.

Hey - we've missed ya!

We have banned some idiots - eyesore bailed [he and Shiney and Nick have put out a really cool monthly mag called "Shock Totem"] - Ultimatum has released a covers album that kicks ass - and no one still can pronounce Schloopie-nuts screenname.

That about covers it.

some folks are trying to be funny
some folks are trying to sound educated
some folks think metal began in the 70's
" " " " " " " " " " in the 80's
some folks like one version of Sabbath the best
some folks will disagree just to disagree :eyesore:


some folks just don't get it

some folks are still old

and some folks need to get over themselves

And some people love to show off their armpits....

that was a very thorough, detailed explanation. Plus, it was funny. Anyway, thanks. I'm pretty much caught up now.

I came back after a while away too and that's really all that's important at HoM.




P.S. Welcome back, brother!

I still have no life, but now I manage to have no life while talking about Blue Oyster Cult.

Who are you again?

Hey, so is Eyesore not coming back at all? why would he leave this place? It's not like he has money, or a place to go..... is it?

I don't know, bro. I was wondering that myself.

same here. also, i stayed off for another month again. fortunately, i'm coping better than the first time.