Bumper Stickers

I like them if they're witty...

My wife had this one specially made and it was on her old car...Boy, did it get alot of odd looks.....

I normally don't understand posting personal mantras on your vehicles, but that's is freakin' hilarious.

All I see is the little red x inside a box.

thrasher73 wrote:

All I see is the little red x inside a box.

Dude, don't you get it? A little red x on someone's bumper! Get it? HI-larious!!

I took Graphics Shop for a semester when I was in high school, and I had a GREAT idea for a prank ... I dreamed of printing up a bunch of stickers with a picture of a screw on them. Then I'd go thru the faculty parking lot and on any cars that had a bumper sticker with an "I (heart) my pet" (or whatever) message, I'd put one of the screw stickers over the heart. So then there would be lots of cars driving around with stickers that said "I Screw My Chihuahua," "I Screw My Cat," "I Screw New York," etc.

... But I never had the stones to pull that one off. Too bad, cuz it would've been the greatest prank ever. Then again, I probably would've gotten hella busted anyway.

Fat Freddy wrote:

I took Graphics Shop for a semester when I was in high school, and I had a GREAT idea for a prank ... I dreamed of printing up a bunch of stickers with a picture of a screw on them. Then I'd go thru the faculty parking lot and on any cars that had a bumper sticker with an "I (heart) my pet" (or whatever) message, I'd put one of the screw stickers over the heart. So then there would be lots of cars driving around with stickers that said "I Screw My Chihuahua," "I Screw My Cat," "I Screw New York," etc.

... But I never had the stones to pull that one off. Too bad, cuz it would've been the greatest prank ever. Then again, I probably would've gotten hella busted anyway.

I forget who it was, but I remember a comedian doing a bit that was similiar to that. Instead of hearts, he substituted other playing cards suits. "I (club) my wife" and "I (spade) my dog"

EDIT: I remember now, it was Gallagher. He's not just a one-trick pony.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

I took Graphics Shop for a semester when I was in high school, and I had a GREAT idea for a prank ... I dreamed of printing up a bunch of stickers with a picture of a screw on them. Then I'd go thru the faculty parking lot and on any cars that had a bumper sticker with an "I (heart) my pet" (or whatever) message, I'd put one of the screw stickers over the heart. So then there would be lots of cars driving around with stickers that said "I Screw My Chihuahua," "I Screw My Cat," "I Screw New York," etc.

... But I never had the stones to pull that one off. Too bad, cuz it would've been the greatest prank ever. Then again, I probably would've gotten hella busted anyway.

I forget who it was, but I remember a comedian doing a bit that was similiar to that. Instead of hearts, he substituted other playing cards suits. "I (club) my wife" and "I (spade) my dog"

For real?? That bastard! Whoever he is, he stole my bit!! He owes me $$!!!!

I have one that says: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves.

Shiney wrote:

emptytomb1 wrote:

I have one that says: The Beatings Will Continue Until Morale Improves.

I have a shirt that says that.

A few I've seen that have made me chuckle (since I normally detest the bumper sticker culture):

"Jesus loves you...everyone else thinks you're an asshole"

"DIE YUPPIE SCUM!"

"If you're going to ride my ass, at least pull my hair"

and possibly the greatest one of all time:

"I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away"

If you can read this





YOU'RE TOO CLOSE!!!

Fat Freddy wrote:

I took Graphics Shop for a semester when I was in high school, and I had a GREAT idea for a prank ... I dreamed of printing up a bunch of stickers with a picture of a screw on them. Then I'd go thru the faculty parking lot and on any cars that had a bumper sticker with an "I (heart) my pet" (or whatever) message, I'd put one of the screw stickers over the heart. So then there would be lots of cars driving around with stickers that said "I Screw My Chihuahua," "I Screw My Cat," "I Screw New York," etc.

... But I never had the stones to pull that one off. Too bad, cuz it would've been the greatest prank ever. Then again, I probably would've gotten hella busted anyway.

That's awesome! I had a similar idea, but also never had enough Fukitol to pull it off...

You know those huge, jacked-up FWD trucks (a.k.a. a big penis on wheels for the phallically challenged), you know, the ones that always seem to either cut you off or run you off the road in an effort to compensate for their smallness and impotence in other areas?

Ever noticed the stickers in the back windows? The ones which say:

"Bad Ass Boys Drive Bad Ass Toys"

Well, for years, I've wanted to print up my own special response to these cretins and their "gee, I wish I had a bigger penus" mentality whenever they act naturally and make the roadways unsafe. Once I had the stickers, I would follow the next fish-stick who pulled a massive boner while driving and when they parked, I would slap this cryptic sticker on their paint job somewhere:

D.A.F.D.B.A.T.

(pronounced daff-dee-bat, for those interested)

And leave them wondering what it could possibly mean (or maybe putting a web address in small letters directing them to a website for their answer) and potentially as frustrated as I was when they cut me off, since they now have to figure out a way to get this bumper sticker off their truck without damaging their delicate paint job and detailing.

What does it stand for, you ask?




"Dumb Ass F*cks Drive Big Ass Trucks"

Keep tailgating me, I need the money.

I don't know about bumper stickers but i don't like when i see the Christian fish on a car and the driver is acting anything but Christian like. I also hate those big, dumb trucks with a pair of toy testicals hanging from their trailor hitch.

I have one on my bedroom door, and it says I'm gonna freddy kruger your ass like he done your face smurfette!

My favs are:


'Keep Honkin... I'm reloading'

and for those who live near or in beach towns

'Now that you have seen the beach go the $@#$@#$@# home!'

and

'My other vehicle is the Millenium Falcon'

Alex

I have one on my car an insurance company sent me that says "Please Don't Hit Me, I'm Not 100% Sure About My Coverage!"

ICE BANK MICE ELF

My Dixie Wrecked