The "piss song" on your favourite album

Everybody knows you need a piss break during a live show. But let's just say you're home and your pause button is broken and you're listening to your favourite CD, but you need to take a break at some point. It's hypothetical. Play along.

Take your favourite album and pick a song (that's not the opener or the closer) that you would skip if you had to.

I start with:

Iron Maiden - Powerslave. It's Losfer Words. If they couldn't be bothered to come up with lyrics, I can easily skip this one. The only mediocre song on the record. Everything else is gold.

Judas Priest - Defenders of the Faith. Eat Me Alive. I can live without this hymn to blowjobs. It is catchy though. I do like it more than the closer (Heavy Duty...)

Blind Guardian - Imaginations from the Other Side. Now this is tough. Such a solid album, and my least favourite is probably the closer "And the Story Ends", but that's not a piss break song because sticking to the rules, you can't take a break during the last song. At that point you'd just stop listening if it's the last song. I think I have to pick the Script for My Requiem, but it's tough because I love it. I'd leave the bathroom door open so I could hear it. 

I'll do more favourites once I take a small break. I just kind of need to use the bathroom right now.

Speaking of piss, that's one hell of a song:

Lari wrote:

Judas Priest - Defenders of the Faith. Eat Me Alive. I can live without this hymn to blowjobs. It is catchy though.

 What if Alex Skolnick covered it? Man crush and all

BTW, this is your 2nd thread about pissing  
As Robert Plant sang, "and it makes me wonder"

James B. wrote:

Lari wrote:

Judas Priest - Defenders of the Faith. Eat Me Alive. I can live without this hymn to blowjobs. It is catchy though.

 What if Alex Skolnick covered it? Man crush and all

Well then it's different. I'd buy the version with the DVD   

It can't be worse than his jazz endeavors.

Metallica, Ride the Lightning - "Escape"

Kiss, Destroyer - "Great Expectations"

Lari wrote:

Well then it's different. I'd buy the version with the DVD   

 If you Blu-Ray, would Skolnick be jealous?

My favorite album doesn't have a piss song. If I had to choose one, I guess it would be To One Far Away, off Don't Break the Oath. It's short, I still love it, but I guess out of the rest of the album it's the one I could go piss too. If I absolutely had too.

Me..

I would just turn up the volume so it could be heard in the bathroom.

The Thing that should not be.. One of the worst Metallica songs ever.

John Madden wrote:

The Thing that should not be.. One of the worst Metallica songs ever.

I like the Lovecraft lyrics

But it's not the strongest moment on that album, true.

On Twisted Sister's You Can't Stop Rock N Roll, it would be the godawful ballad "You're Not Alone (Suzette's Song)."