Does Stoner Rock/Metal have balls?

That's an affirmative. Hawkwind began the journey with a space ritual that begat other ball-worthy Warriors such as Sabbath, Blue Cheer, and of course the all mighty Kyuss, really getting ballsie with Monster Magnet pre-1995. Did stoner rock lose its balls after Kyuss broke up-OR-OR- Did Stoner Rock grow some NEW testicles with Orange Goblin and many other  bands forming  from the result of the Kyuss influence?

I'd throw Monster Magnet into this conversation and confirm that they do indeed have balls.

But only if Fat Freddy agrees with me.

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If I like it does it mean I like balls?


Or is that only if the CD's touch?

Orion Crystal Ice wrote:

If I like it does it mean I like balls?


Or is that only if the CD's touch?

  

I think it's just as heavy as any other form of metal; in its own slow, creeping way. Can't ever get enough Electric Wizard, and just today I went out and picked up some Crowbar from all the good things I've heard about them.

There is more to life than having balls.

I love some stoner me

Could care less if someone thinks it has balls or not.All I know is I love a lot of stoner bands.

If it's too orthodox I tend to get a little bored. It needs to basically all be Boris - Amplifier Worship.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_nyfYwr7wD4

Yes

(obligatory listen to my band Megaton post)

https://megatonomaha.bandcamp.com/

Chairman_Smith wrote:

(obligatory listen to my band Megaton post)

https://megatonomaha.bandcamp.com/

Good stuff. Like Chuck Billy mixed with Crowbar/Sleep

Lot's of ball-bustin' going on here!   

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The best things in life come without balls.

mc666 wrote:

The best things in life come without balls.

You know it!!!!

tohostudios wrote:

I'd throw Monster Magnet into this conversation and confirm that they do indeed have balls.

But only if Fat Freddy agrees with me.

I agree, MM has got some big ole hairy stones.

I'm Fat Freddy and I approve of Toho's message.

What is up with this obsession of testicles?! First on modern thrash and now stoner. How many more genres do we need to judge testicular fortitude on? Where does the madness end?!

Next thread: Do female symphonic metal vocalists have balls?

That debate will make it to the 50 page mark easy.

Then we'll change the name of the forum to "Balls of Metal." Yeah, that's gotta nice ring to it.

Short-Fuse wrote:

Chairman_Smith wrote:

(obligatory listen to my band Megaton post)

https://megatonomaha.bandcamp.com/

Good stuff. Like Chuck Billy mixed with Crowbar/Sleep

You're my new best friend.

Fat Freddy wrote:

Then we'll change the name of the forum to "Balls of Metal." Yeah, that's gotta nice ring to it.

Balls to the wall, man.....

Runicen wrote:

Next thread: Do female symphonic metal vocalists have balls?

That debate will make it to the 50 page mark easy.

I HOPE they don't have balls!

thejokeriv wrote:

Runicen wrote:

Next thread: Do female symphonic metal vocalists have balls?

That debate will make it to the 50 page mark easy.

I HOPE they don't have balls!

I see the debate going something like this:

"Well, they don't have real balls, so they can't have BALLS, ya dig?"

And then someone would answer,  "But some of these ladies are real badass, listen to these..."  Followed by several videos of badass female vocalization.

Someone would bring up Arch Enemy and there would be a big debate about whether that's singing or not, and then you'd end up with the philosophical question of whether a woman could be so badass that she could achieve honorary "ball-having-dom" and what it would take to arrive at that tipping point.

I seem to remember a running debate on this forum at one time about whether or not Veronica Freeman (vocalist of Benedictum) was really a woman, or a guy in drag. I guess that would qualify as a "do female singers have balls?" discussion.

Fat Freddy wrote:

I seem to remember a running debate on this forum at one time about whether or not Veronica Freeman (vocalist of Benedictum) was really a woman, or a guy in drag. I guess that would qualify as a "do female singers have balls?" discussion.

Zing!