Former Obituary Guitarist Busted for Meth

Is it a full moon or somethin'? First the As I Lay Dying guy tries to hire a hitman to kill his wife, now this. Blabbermouth is starting to look like the Police Blotter.



According to Tri-County Sun Times, former OBITUARY, SIX FEET UNDER and MASSACRE guitarist Allen West was arrested at the end of March in Lake Panasoffkee, Florida for methamphetamine production and possession.

After the musician called 911 to report that two males broke into his house, "[responding] deputies met with the property owner Allen West in a wooded area next to the residence," the web site reports. "Allen West stated that two male subjects forcibly entered his house by kicking in the front door at which time he fled out the rear and hid in the woods.

"West requested the deputies search his residence for possible subjects. During the search deputies noticed a strong acidic odor emitting from the master bedroom. Deputies then discovered in the master bedroom and bathroom plastic soda bottles with tubing protruding from them. The bottles also had a wet white pasty substance in the bottles and on the bathroom and bedroom counters. These items are commonly used in the manufacturing of methamphetamine."

West's residence was subsequently searched by the Special Investigations Squad, which found "ammonium nitrate, sodium hydroxide (a.k.a. 'Drano'), a corrosive acid, lithium strips and other items commonly used to produce methamphetamine." The lab was dismantled and West was subsequently held on a $40,000 bond.

West, 45, is currently incarcerated at the Sumter County Jail in Bushnell, Florida.

If you are producing meth then it's probably not a good idea to call the police to report a crime. Moron.

The perfect "this-is-your-brain-on-drugs" moment, and picture!

S.D. wrote:

If you are producing meth then it's probably not a good idea to call the police to report a crime. Moron.

No doubt! What an idiot! He must have been smoking some of his product.

Dude sells poison to people and is incredibly stupid as well.

Prison is the best place for him.

S.D. wrote:

If you are producing meth then it's probably not a good idea to call the police to report a crime. Moron.

Yeah, I had the same thought. "Way to go, Nimrod. Invite the cops to your house so they can find your meth lab."

In the immortal words of Ron White, "Ya can't fix stupid."

What a moron!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's been in prison before for drugs. It's what got him kicked out of Obituary. Sad.

Drugs don't make you smarter...

Dude is really dumb.

As Creem magazine used to advertise in the 70's: "Why do you think they call it dope anyway?"

Yep...this is why.

It's like a guy on cops who called the police because somebody cheated him on a drug deal. The woman who allegedly cheated him said (quite proudly *in bold*), "I'm not a drug dealer! I'm a prostitute!