Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun

Spanish Woman Claims She Now Owns Sun

11/27/2010 8:15:17 PM (128 views)

After billions of years the Sun finally has an owner -- a woman from Spain 's soggy region of Galicia said Friday she had registered the star at a local notary public as being her property.

Angeles Duran, 49, told the online edition of daily El Mundo she took the step in September after reading about an American man who had registered himself as the owner of the moon and most planets in our solar system.

There is an international agreement which states that no country may claim ownership of a planet or star, but it says nothing about individuals, she added.

"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."

The document issued by the notary public declares Duran to be the "owner of the Sun, a star of spectral type G2, located in the centre of the solar system, located at an average distance from Earth of about 149,600,000 kilometers."

Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino , said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 percent to the nation's pension fund.

She would dedicate another 10 percent to research, another 10 percent to ending world hunger -- and would keep the remaining 10 percent herself.

"It is time to start doing things the right way, if there is an idea for how to generate income and improve the economy and people's wellbeing, why not do it?" she asked.

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Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino , said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 percent to the nation's pension fund.

Uhhh, yeah. Good luck with that.

Fat Freddy wrote:

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Duran, who lives in the town of Salvaterra do Mino , said she now wants to slap a fee on everyone who uses the sun and give half of the proceeds to the Spanish government and 20 percent to the nation's pension fund.

Uhhh, yeah. Good luck with that.

imagine having to send out 6 Billion bills???

How does the sun feel about all this?

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"There was no snag, I backed my claim legally, I am not stupid, I know the law. I did it but anyone else could have done it, it simply occurred to me first."

You might want to rethink that.

She's sadly mistaken. I have proof of ownership in my 3-lock box at home. Purchased it from the same fella that sold me the Brooklyn Bridge. He gave a special 2-for-1 deal.

Not surprising, if any of you gentlemen have ever dated a Spanish women you should know they already think they own everything.

Sweet. The sun was too hot last year and I got burned so i'm slapping a lawsuit on her for negligence.

I knew someone would eventually get around to taxing sunlight, I just thought it would be Al Gore.

manny wrote:

Not surprising, if any of you gentlemen have ever dated a Spanish women you should know they already think they own everything.

Being a Hispanic guy, I can attest to what Manny said.

Spanish women are very beautiful, warm, compassionate, are great lovers, and can be possessive!

Well, passion is a nicer word.

I own Uranus.

What a silly woman.

Can we sue her for skin cancer then? How about heat casualties and heat strokes that her 'property' is causing? Let's sue her entire bloodline based upon the fact that her 'property' will one day destroy the Earth... lol

GrimBeornTheOld wrote:

Being a Hispanic guy, I can attest to what Manny said.

Spanish women are very beautiful, warm, compassionate, are great lovers, and can be possessive!

Well, passion is a nicer word.

I own Universe!

MoonChild wrote:

I own Universe!

I own all realities!

I'm currently leasing the abstract with the option to buy.