Ultimate pick-up lines.

The Prophet of Dio Number of posts : 1348 Age : 28

After seeing Am I Evil's line: Hey, does this smell like chloroform to you? on the Completely Obvious Observations thread; I decided to make this. I need to hit it off with girls, and we all know pick-up lines work great, so post; my social life with people of the opposite gender depends on it!!! lol!

Roo Jockey Number of posts : 4603 Age : 46

Ok, some magic pick-up lines for you:

You wanna do some math? We'll add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and multiply.

That sweater looks very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be coming too.

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

Remember my name 'cause you'll be screaming it later.

Those pants have a mirror? Cause I can see myself in them.

Nice shirt, wanna f**k?

Those are SURE to win you some points!

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Don't listen to anything in the above post.

lol!

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

"prepare to be sexually unsatisfied"

Metal graduate Number of posts : 498 Age : 35

Yeah, that's some real magic. Razz

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 7831 Age : 43

"Are those astronaut pants? 'Cause your butt is outta this world!"

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

Mortuary wrote:: Yeah, that's some real magic.

Ha...you know you were turned on.

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17069 Age : 48

As DLR used to say... How's about a hot dog and a shake?

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2255 Age : 40

Scream out, "FAT PENGUIN!!"

.....just to break the ice Smile

Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 7:59 am

"The word of the day is legs....lets go back to my place and spread the word"

Metal novice Number of posts : 42 Age : 36

"hello, I am a frustrated 25 year old, wanna do it?"

Works every time. Cool

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Nice legs, what time do they open?

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 52

"Mind if I slide in here and get a drink?"

Might not be the "ultimate" pick-up line, but it worked well enough to land the girl that would eventually become Mrs. MetalGuy71.

By the way, that line will only work at a crowded bar. Don't try it at church, the local YMCA or the Emergency Room.

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37656 Age : 53

I always used: "Um... hi."

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49

Wow, that dress looks nice. I bet it would look even better at the foot of my bed!

Hi, I'm *insert name*. Shall we shower before, or after?

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Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 12:11 pm

Quote :

Nice shirt, wanna f**k?

lol!

"You know what would look good on you?.......Me!"

The Prophet of Dio Number of posts : 1348 Age : 28

Oh yeah. These will all go over great. I can tell. Wink

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Thrasher73 wrote:: "The word of the day is legs....lets go back to my place and spread the word"

Really?

Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Mon Jun 22, 2009 4:35 pm

"How 'bout them Pirates?"

A buddy and I were in Pittsburgh and thought this would be a great pick-up line. Of course, we were too afraid to try!

Metal master Number of posts : 613 Age : 51

My best friend is wheelchair-bound, and when we were in college, he had a line picked out: "I WOULD ask you out, but I'm handicapped".

Man, that one 'bout sent me to the floor.

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 33

I'm unemployed and I drive an electric car.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 54

How do you like your eggs - scrambled or fertilized?

Would you like to have breakfast with me? How should I wake you, call you or tap you?

Metal graduate Number of posts : 498 Age : 35

DeathCult wrote:: Nice legs, what time do they open?

That's how he picked me up... Laughing

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 18960 Age : 52

Should I call you in the morning or just roll over and nudge you?

Subject: Re: Ultimate pick-up lines. Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:17 am

quiettype wrote:

Thrasher73 wrote:: "The word of the day is legs....lets go back to my place and spread the word"

Really?

Worked on you didnt it? Razz

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