Nympho Convention

Roo Jockey Number of posts : 4609 Age : 46

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up & saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane.

He soon realized she was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took the seat right beside his.

Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, "Business trip or pleasure?"

She turned, smiled, and said, "Business. I'm going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston .."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen sitting next to him and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs.

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, "What's your business role at this convention?"

"Lecturer," she responded. "I use information that I have learned from my personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality."

"Really?" he said. "And what kind of myths are there?"

"Well," she explained,” one popular myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.

Another popular myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers when actually it is men of Jewish descent who are the best.

I have also discovered that the lover with absolutely the best stamina is the Southern Redneck."

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.

"I'm sorry," she said, "I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don't even know your name."

"Tonto," the man said, "Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba."

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40

....huh?

Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Mon May 18, 2009 3:06 pm

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

Tonto Goldstein... Laughing very hard

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40

I don't get it....

mini boss Number of posts : 21101 Age : 54

Tonto meaning he's an Indian, Goldstein a typical Jewish last name and Bubba what alot of rednecks have as a nick name.

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I heard Stephen Wright do a joke along those lines.

Subject: Re: Nympho Convention Mon May 18, 2009 7:22 pm

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

That was great Ben! lol!

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3012 Age : 35

meh....

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

I heard a slight variation of this joke years ago. Thought it was funny then and it's still funny now.

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Good one. But it would have been better to hear it with your accent. Smile

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 2546 Age : 35

Haha, that's great.

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Baron Von 40oz. Number of posts : 4386 Age : 34

I have heard variations of this joke from time to time. It's still funny though.

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Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

I agree with the general consensus. lol!