I Want to Paint Uncle Saxon

With fingerpaints. I want to paint green pentagrams all over him and then take a picture. Then hose him down and paint red pentagrams all over him and take another picture and the hose him down again. Then paint blue pentagrams and take another picture. I'm pretty exited about this idea, but my question is how many of you would buy these pictures? What do you think?

I would buy a painting of your paintings.

Good. The thing is they would be costly. I've done this sort of thing with him before, and his modeling fees are out of line frankly. He thinks he's Glenn Hughes or Lance King or something. Expensive talent.

Don't let the clothes fool you, for that kind of art, $$$ is no object.

Uncle enjoys it so much he should pay you.

You have to be Picasso to make a paintig of Saxon worth more than a penny..

i have a few snapshots of him naked & covered in mayonnaise. they're not for sale though.

mc666 wrote:

i have a few snapshots of him naked & covered in mayonnaise. they're not for sale though.

Are you sure thats mayonaise he's covered in?

scottmitchell74 wrote:

Don't let the clothes fool you, for that kind of art, $$$ is no object.

I'd pay! I LOVE getting hosed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i usually have to pay for it anyways....

Pm me. It's summer baby! And I have nothing better to do.

Stender wrote:

mc666 wrote:

i have a few snapshots of him naked & covered in mayonnaise. they're not for sale though.

Are you sure thats mayonaise he's covered in?

No, it was not mayo. It was horseradish, you freaking perv!!!



And, SA, you have plenty of surface to work on!! I think it is a killer idea, even if no one else would appreciate its artistic merit.

Dude, you're freakin' me out.

xyz wrote:

Dude, you're freakin' me out.

METAL UP, SOLDIER. LIFE AIN'T PRETTY. SOME TIMES YOU MAY HAVE TO DIG UNDERGROUND TO FIND THE FLOWER IN LIFE. DO YOU WANT TO FIND THAT FLOWER? WELL, DO YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!

I'm not a big fan of horseradish or mayo, but a huge fan of Jett puffed marshmallow spread. Can this be aranged?

I have a request for chocolate pudding and wh....

Wait a second what?

I think it's wonderful that Sax has devoted his body to art. Don't you all?

SAHB Healer wrote:

With fingerpaints. I want to paint green pentagrams all over him and then take a picture. Then hose him down and paint red pentagrams all over him and take another picture and the hose him down again. Then paint blue pentagrams and take another picture. I'm pretty exited about this idea, but my question is how many of you would buy these pictures? What do you think?

I think if you tell him to put the lotion in the f**kin' basket that things have gone too far.

MetalH wrote:

I think it's wonderful that Sax has devoted his body to art. Don't you all?

Way to benifit mankind sax!

spiritoradio wrote:

...Nothing short of a masterpiece.

Stender wrote:

spiritoradio wrote:

...Nothing short of a masterpiece.

Oh. You want to paint a picture of Uncle Sax, not on him. I get it now.

mc666 wrote:

i have a few snapshots of him naked & covered in mayonnaise. they're not for sale though.

Loads and loads of mayo...

spiritoradio wrote:

Sweeeeeet!!!!!
Thanks, SoR - you rock!

UNCLE SAXON wrote:

spiritoradio wrote:

Sweeeeeet!!!!!
Thanks, SoR - you rock!

Damn, if I knew how stacked you were, Sax, my visit would have had a completely different outcome.

UNCLE SAXON wrote:

spiritoradio wrote:

Sweeeeeet!!!!!
Thanks, SoR - you rock!

No problem.