Razor

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28676 Age : 39

I got this off of another board, and thought I would share it......

- Razor can cure cancer but they would rather spread it.

- Razor knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is. She is hiding from Razor.

- Razor can bring peace to the Middle East but they rather watch it burn.

- Chuck Norris is afraid of Razor. His beard is on full guard when they are in the same city as him.

- Global Warming exists because Razor wishes it so.

- Dave Carlo does not solo much because too many would make your head explode.

- Razor does not play many concerts because the world does not deserve it.

- Dave Carlo plays so fast The Flash wants guitar lessons from him.

- Razor know exactly how much pi is.

- Razor will not record again because modern technology cannot possibly record the sound properly.

- Today's space shuttle launch was not fueled by rocket fuel. It was fueled by Evil Invaders being cranked up to 11 and having the speakers set in the rocket exhaust.

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

I need their albums still. Evil invaders and violent restitution are so vicious sounding!

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28676 Age : 39

Try CDUniverse.com or eBay.

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

Required Fields wrote:: Try CDUniverse.com or eBay.

Never heard of CD universe, is their stuff pretty cheap?

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28676 Age : 39

Some of their stuff is. Some imports can be quite expensive, though. I paid $30.00 or so for Exumer - Possessed by Fire.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3908 Age : 52

Razor!!!

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4272 Age : 65

CD Inzane has unidisc re-issues now!

Wargod50

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

As of late this band has been shaping up to being one of my top favoritas.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28676 Age : 39

Stender wrote:: As of late this band has been shaping up to being one of my top favoritas.

Better late than never!

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

Required Fields wrote:

Stender wrote:: As of late this band has been shaping up to being one of my top favoritas.

Better late than never!

Yeah, dont know why but I had an obsession with the most obscure of the obscure as far as thrash goes and for some reason didnt want to look into them at the time but I think their rad now.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Funny stuff. We did a bunch of these over at the Heavy Harmonies forum, taking Chuck Norris facts and turning them into Eric Brittingham Facts (Eric Brittingham = bass player for Cinderella). They're even funnier that way.

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Metal is Forever Number of posts : 5704 Age : 49

They're not as cool as Chuck Norris.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

Temple of Blood wrote:: They're not as cool as Chuck Norris.

Nobody is as cool as Chuck Norris.

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Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Fat Freddy wrote:

Temple of Blood wrote:: They're not as cool as Chuck Norris.

Nobody is as cool as Chuck Norris.

Pfft, Shotgun Justice alone beats him into assclown submission.