Man charged with DUI after falling off his BARSTOOL!

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Ohio man charged with drunken driving on bar stool

NEWARK, Ohio – Authorities in Ohio say a man has been charged with drunken driving after crashing his motorized bar stool.

Police in Newark, 30 miles east of Columbus, say when they responded to a report of a crash with injuries on March 4, they found a man who had wrecked a bar stool powered by a deconstructed lawn mower.

Twenty-eight-year Kile Wygle was hospitalized for minor injuries. Police say he was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated after he told an officer at the hospital that he had consumed 15 beers. Wygle told police his motorized bar stool can go up to 38 mph.

Wygle has pleaded not guilty and has requested a jury trial.

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King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

The surprising thing to me is that this happened in Ohio and not some place like Arkansas.

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tohostudios wrote:: The surprising thing to me is that this happened in Ohio and not some place like Arkansas.

I argue that parts of Ohio are just as backwards as the deepest darkest parts of the South.

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Yeah, there are no alcoholics in the North.

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

Oh no question, there are rednecks in every state. I just saw a lot more of them living in TN and VA than PA and CT.

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King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

BTW, there are a ton of rednecks in MO too.

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mini boss Number of posts : 21101 Age : 54

You know you have a drinking problem when you have created a traveling motorized bar stool.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37871 Age : 54

Oddly enough, I just saw a story on TV last night (on the Discovery Channel show "Wreckreation Nation") about an annual Bar Stool race during the winter in Wisconsin. Their bar stools weren't motorized, though, they were attached to skis. Only in America, folks...

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

For a brief moment, I wanted to be a barstool. drunken

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Metal novice Number of posts : 62 Age : 43

Woah! After seeing these hotties I can understand why he made a motorized bar stool! ''Total Chic Magnet!''

MetalGuy71 wrote:: For a brief moment, I wanted to be a barstool.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3325 Age : 53

The question would be, does one lose their driver's license, or do they get banned from riding their bar stools for a year?

I wonder what type of fine they will levy...

Baron Von 40oz. Number of posts : 4386 Age : 34

Well you know, the bar stool does swivel on a wheel. doing anything on a wheeled thing should earn you a DUI.

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