Thirsty?

Cow Pee Coming Soon to a Beverage Section Near You


Feb 12th 2009
By Emerald Catron
Super-thirsty for something salty and delicious? If you can't find Gatorade and live in India, you might try some gau jal instead. The secret ingredient? Cow pee.

The Cow Protection Department of the Rashtriya Swayamsevak Sangh (RSS), which is the oldest and largest Hindu nationalist group, projects that bottled cow urine could be unleashed on the world by the end of this year.

Not surprisingly, some of the concerns are getting rid of the pesky pee smell and making it tasty. The drink will be mainly cow tinkle with a few herbs to, er, mask the taste of its primary ingredient.

Sounds awesome.

Quote :

Prosecutor: Urine injection kills Bolivian woman
By PAOLA FLORES, Associated Press Writer

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

(02-10) 21:09 PST LA PAZ, Bolivia (AP) --

A Bolivian woman has died from an injection of urine allegedly administered by her friend as a form of health therapy, a prosecutor said Tuesday. Investigating prosecutor Oscar Flores told The Associated Press that 35-year-old Gabriela Ascarrunz died Saturday of an "infection caused by urine that was injected by fashion designer Monica Schultz."

Local newspapers reported that Schultz, who is known across Bolivia for her clothing lines, is a practitioner of urine therapy — a form of alternative medicine using human urine for cosmetic purposes or to treat various diseases. Some people rub it on their skin, while others inject or drink it.

Skeptical scientists and physicians say there is no evidence urine treatment works and that chemicals it contains could potentially be toxic.

An arrest order was issued for Schultz.

The designer reportedly proclaimed her innocence from the United States, where she was promoting a new collection.

"I am surprised by the accusations, but I feel obligated to say I am innocent," she said, according to an e-mail read on ATB television. The AP was not immediately able to contact Schultz.

Officials did not say where the urine came from, and it was not immediately clear whether Ascarrunz, a veterinarian, also practiced urine therapy.

Alfredo Romero, director of the Incor clinic in the eastern province of Santa Cruz, said Ascarrunz was admitted last Thursday in serious condition to have surgery for an intestinal obstruction.

The alleged fatal injection came two days later as she was being treated in intensive care. The urine apparently was administered into fluid, or serum, that Ascarrunz was receiving intravenously.

"The victim's father realized that that woman (Schultz) had injected the urine," Flores said. "She was immediately expelled from the hospital and the serum was ordered changed, but unfortunately it was too late."

Cheers!

you guys are not fans of golden showers then i guess?

mc666 wrote:

you guys are not fans of golden showers then i guess?

No thanks, i'll leave that to the Mentors.

I mean, the smell alone would be bad enough.

Dumbasses I swear. Although, it makes me wonder, who the hell decided urine had healing powers?

sounds...great...

mc666 wrote:

you guys are not fans of golden showers then i guess?

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower!

EvyMetal wrote:

mc666 wrote:

you guys are not fans of golden showers then i guess?

I can take about an hour on the tower of power, as long as I gets a little golden shower!

Oh God I am the American Dream, with a spindle up my butt till it makes me scream! An' I'll do anything to get ahead. I lay awake nights saying "Thank you Fred!" Oh God, Oh God, I'm so fantastic! Thanks to Freddie, I'm a sexual spastic. And my name is Bobby Brown. Watch me now, I'm going down

Wow, the filter really screwed that one up!

Gross

DeathCult wrote:

Dumbasses I swear. Although, it makes me wonder, who the hell decided urine had healing powers?

You would be surprise and disgusted at what certain cultures think will cure aids...

Troublezone wrote:

DeathCult wrote:

Dumbasses I swear. Although, it makes me wonder, who the hell decided urine had healing powers?

You would be surprise and disgusted at what certain cultures think will cure aids...

Just go into a Chinese pharmacy and you'll see some of the weirdest stuff that can "cure" sicknesses.

....or not.

EWHAT TEH FACK?!

Sounds gross.