Why Men are Happier

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be President.

You can never be pregnant.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another petrol station bathroom because this one is just too icky.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress $5000. morning suit rental $100.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood all the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.

Your underwear is £1.99 for a three-pack.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

Everything on your face stays its original colour.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You only have to shave your face and neck.

You can play with toys all your life.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes one colour for all seasons.

You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look.

You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a moustache.

You can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in 25 minutes.





No wonder men are happier.

That was....AWESOME

DeathCult wrote:

That was....AWESOME

and all true.

Perfect!!!

That's so spot-on!!

We don't menstrate....that's another plus.


I love the play with toys thing. So true, especially having kids.

Funny, just this morning I continued to work on the garage, transforming it into my Place. We're getting a shed with our tax return money. All crap, yard stuff, nonsense goes into the shed. The garage is mine!!

I will start a Garage Thread when the time comes. Pictures will follow.

WOW....yeah we do have it pretty good.

Locky, seriously awesome post!


I will start a Garage Thread when the time comes. Pictures will follow.

Oh, great, pictures of Scott in his Raiders muscle shirts pumping iron. Yeah, can't wait for that.

No, pictures of the Garage only!! Don't be a hater!!!

I'm eighteen and the garage is my favorite place in the whole house!

That was excellent!!

Wish we could have multiple orgasms, though

I wish to complain

Mglaffas81 wrote:

Wish we could have multiple orgasms, though

I wish to complain

you can if you time everything right.

sam wrote:

Mglaffas81 wrote:

Wish we could have multiple orgasms, though

I wish to complain

you can if you time everything right.

Teach me, almighty wise one!

Men seem to have simple lives. I'm jealous.

ChaliceOfFemmeMetal wrote:

Men seem to have simple lives. I'm jealous.

As Jeff Foxworthy once said: "Men are simple. They want a beer and they want to see somethin' nekkid."

Oh my god, I feel sorry for Sheila! All John cared about was the car.
Ok, I'm happy being a woman