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+3Fat Freddy Troublezone MetalGuy71 7 posters |
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| Subject: Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor? Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:17 pm | |
| I ask because I had to piss like a race horse about an hour ago, didn't have time to piss. I just went to piss and hardly anything came out, and my bladder feels empty. Now, since I enjoy my beer, I tend to stay dehydrated most of the time. Is it possible for your body to reabsorb fluid from your bladder? |
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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53
| Subject: Re: Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor? Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:27 pm | |
| I'm not a doctor, but I pretend to play one on random message boards. Your condition doesn't sound serious, but as a precaution, you'd better make preparations for your music collection. I'd suggest shipping it off in small portions to me, starting with the "A"s, for safe keeping. _________________ I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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| Subject: Re: Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor? Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:29 pm | |
| - MetalGuy71 wrote:
- I'm not a doctor, but I pretend to play one on random message boards.
Your condition doesn't sound serious, but as a precaution, you'd better make preparations for your music collection. I'd suggest shipping it off in small portions to me, starting with the "A"s, for safe keeping. Roger that. My Aaliyah collection is on its way to you. |
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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53
| Subject: Re: Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor? Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:39 pm | |
| - SpectreFate wrote:
- MetalGuy71 wrote:
- I'm not a doctor, but I pretend to play one on random message boards.
Your condition doesn't sound serious, but as a precaution, you'd better make preparations for your music collection. I'd suggest shipping it off in small portions to me, starting with the "A"s, for safe keeping. Roger that. My Aaliyah collection is on its way to you. Sweet. Should I expect Electric Youth to arrive with the 'D's for Debbie or 'G' for Gibson? _________________ I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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Troublezone Road Warrior
Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48
| Subject: Re: Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor? Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:43 pm | |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor? Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:50 pm | |
| - MetalGuy71 wrote:
Sweet. Should I expect Electric Youth to arrive with the 'D's for Debbie or 'G' for Gibson? Don't be silly, MG. Spectre has a clause in his will that sez the Debbie Gibson collection is to be buried with him when he dies. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Troublezone Road Warrior
Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48
| Subject: Re: Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor? Thu Jan 29, 2009 2:52 pm | |
| - Fat Freddy wrote:
- MetalGuy71 wrote:
Sweet. Should I expect Electric Youth to arrive with the 'D's for Debbie or 'G' for Gibson? Don't be silly, MG. Spectre has a clause in his will that sez the Debbie Gibson collection is to be buried with him when he dies. Don't be foolish, the clause says the actual Debbie Gibbson is to be clubbed and thrown in the grave with him. | |
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skullsmasher Metal master
Number of posts : 638 Age : 59
| Subject: Re: Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor? Thu Jan 29, 2009 3:02 pm | |
| Are your pants wet and do your legs itch? If you have these symptoms I would say that you may have had what medical professionals call "An Accident" | |
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Troublezone Road Warrior
Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48
| Subject: Re: Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor? Thu Jan 29, 2009 4:55 pm | |
| It sounds like it could be serious. Plan to check into a hospital soon. | |
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HellRaiser Metal student
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James B. Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60
| Subject: Re: Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor? Thu Jan 29, 2009 9:57 pm | |
| 9 out of 10 urologists recommend pissing when ya gotta go, must not be that many trees where ya live | |
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the sentinel Metal is Forever
Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor? Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:32 pm | |
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the sentinel Metal is Forever
Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor? Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:33 pm | |
| On a somewhat related not: has anyone here actually ever seen a racehorse pee? I know they run fast, but where does this urinary prowess stem from? Just wondering. | |
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