Is anyone here a doctor or know a doctor?

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I ask because I had to piss like a race horse about an hour ago, didn't have time to piss. I just went to piss and hardly anything came out, and my bladder feels empty. Now, since I enjoy my beer, I tend to stay dehydrated most of the time. Is it possible for your body to reabsorb fluid from your bladder?

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

I'm not a doctor, but I pretend to play one on random message boards.

Your condition doesn't sound serious, but as a precaution, you'd better make preparations for your music collection. I'd suggest shipping it off in small portions to me, starting with the "A"s, for safe keeping.

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MetalGuy71 wrote:: I'm not a doctor, but I pretend to play one on random message boards.

Your condition doesn't sound serious, but as a precaution, you'd better make preparations for your music collection. I'd suggest shipping it off in small portions to me, starting with the "A"s, for safe keeping.

Roger that. My Aaliyah collection is on its way to you.

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

SpectreFate wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:: I'm not a doctor, but I pretend to play one on random message boards.

Your condition doesn't sound serious, but as a precaution, you'd better make preparations for your music collection. I'd suggest shipping it off in small portions to me, starting with the "A"s, for safe keeping.

Roger that. My Aaliyah collection is on its way to you.

Sweet. Should I expect Electric Youth to arrive with the 'D's for Debbie or 'G' for Gibson?

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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37955 Age : 54

MetalGuy71 wrote:: Sweet. Should I expect Electric Youth to arrive with the 'D's for Debbie or 'G' for Gibson?

Don't be silly, MG. Spectre has a clause in his will that sez the Debbie Gibson collection is to be buried with him when he dies.

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Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

Fat Freddy wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:: Sweet. Should I expect Electric Youth to arrive with the 'D's for Debbie or 'G' for Gibson?

Don't be silly, MG. Spectre has a clause in his will that sez the Debbie Gibson collection is to be buried with him when he dies.

Don't be foolish, the clause says the actual Debbie Gibbson is to be clubbed and thrown in the grave with him.

Metal master Number of posts : 638 Age : 59

Are your pants wet and do your legs itch? If you have these symptoms I would say that you may have had what medical professionals call "An Accident"

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

It sounds like it could be serious. Plan to check into a hospital soon.

Metal student Number of posts : 242 Age : 41

Troublezone wrote:: Don't be foolish, the clause says the actual Debbie Gibbson is to be clubbed and thrown in the grave with him.

skullsmasher wrote:: Are your pants wet and do your legs itch? If you have these symptoms I would say that you may have had what medical professionals call "An Accident".

Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12851 Age : 60

9 out of 10 urologists recommend pissing when ya gotta go, must not be that many trees where ya live scratch

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50

Brian, I hope you are okay. This is the post of the day!!! very happy

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50

On a somewhat related not: has anyone here actually ever seen a racehorse pee? I know they run fast, but where does this urinary prowess stem from? Just wondering.

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