What would you do with a drunken sailor..

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40

Early in the morning?

Baron Von 40oz. Number of posts : 4386 Age : 34

Scratch his back with a cat o' nine tails

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3012 Age : 34

give him a shot of espresso and release him upon the world

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

I'm tempted to make an easy mom joke here, but I won't. Because I'm a f*cking gentleman.

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Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

This brings back a funny memory from my navy days. I was on a 6 month deployment on the U.S.S. George Washington and we had been out to sea for longer than normal due to weather being rough in our last port. We finally got to shore and people were making up for lost days of drinking and we had plenty of drunks comming back to the ship. Many ports don't let us dock ashore because we were a nuclear carrier so we have to take boats from the ship to the shore called liberty boats (liberty is the time off a ship in port). We were getting off the boat onto the ship and we looked behind us and we saw 3 sailors trying to help a drunk 6 foot something 250 lb. muscular sailor off the boat. Even with a large group of people helping, he kept falling down. That was just way too much dead weight.

Baron Von 40oz. Number of posts : 4386 Age : 34

EvyMetal wrote:: Scratch his back with a cat o' nine tails

There are so many verses to that song, it's pandemonium.

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