Jesus was way cool

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

Jesus was way cool
Everybody liked Jesus
Everybody wanted to hang out with him
Anything he wanted to do, he did
He turned water into wine
And if he wanted to
He could have turned wheat into marijuana
Or sugar into cocaine
Or vitamin pills into amphetamines

He walked on the water
And swam on the land
He would tell these stories
And people would listen
He was really cool

If you were blind or lame
You just went to Jesus
And he would put his hands on you
And you would be healed
That's so cool

He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of
Jesus was way cool

He told people to eat his body and drink his blood
That's so cool
Jesus was so cool
But then some people got jealous of how cool he was
So they killed him
But then he rose from the dead
He rose from the dead, danced around
Then went up to heaven
I mean, that's so cool
Jesus was way cool
No wonder there are so many Christians

Master Sailboat Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45

Schbopo wrote:: He could've played guitar better than Hendrix
He could've told the future
He could've baked the most delicious cake in the world
He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky
He could've danced better than Barishnikov
Jesus could have been funnier than any comedian you can think of

but is he sexier than Alyssa Milano?

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Jesus was way cool MNxjcKm

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

Indeed...

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

Does nobody know who King Missile is?

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

Schbopo wrote:: Does nobody know who King Missile is?

Are they punk?

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

They're defined as 'avant-garde' or possible alternative rock.

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

Schbopo wrote:: They're defined as 'avant-garde' or possible alternative rock.

Cool. They just seemed like punk lyrics to me.

Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 34

Their most famous song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byDiILrNbM4

Jesus was way cool
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GUrqaJZH-04&feature=related

Guest

King Missile was funny when I was 12. Oh, right...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=neH6h0fXqlk

That song has always made me laugh. Serious, hardcore Christians ignore that one.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Schbopo wrote:: Does nobody know who King Missile is?

Yes, their big "hit" was detachable penis - I see you posted the link

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

thejokeriv wrote:

Schbopo wrote:: Does nobody know who King Missile is?

Yes, their big "hit" was detachable penis - I see you posted the link

That's the only song I've ever heard by them.

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

thejokeriv wrote:

Schbopo wrote:: Does nobody know who King Missile is?

Yes, their big "hit" was detachable penis - I see you posted the link

Remember when Beavis & Butthead saw the "Detachable Penis" video? As soon as they heard the "P" word, their eyes got wide, angelic music played in the background, and finally they went:

"HE SAID...
HE SAID... HE SAID....
HE SAID PENIS!"

Then they laughed practically right up until the end credits. Laughing

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Fat Freddy wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

Schbopo wrote:: Does nobody know who King Missile is?

Yes, their big "hit" was detachable penis - I see you posted the link

Remember when Beavis & Butthead saw the "Detachable Penis" video? As soon as they heard the "P" word, their eyes got wide, angelic music played in the background, and finally they went:

"HE SAID...
HE SAID... HE SAID....
HE SAID PENIS!"

Then they laughed practically right up until the end credits. Laughing

Hu Hu Hu Hu Hu Hu - you said penis Hu Hu Hu

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50

Eyesore wrote:: King Missile was funny when I was 12. Oh, right...

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

By the way, Jesus built my hot rod.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3RBKTo5K14M

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Guest

Freddy, don't call me dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEr8SYqTc3s

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

spectrefate wrote:: Freddy, don't call me dude.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEr8SYqTc3s

I'm not going down with the ship. Nope, I ain't going.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ1GReZaB7E

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3325 Age : 53

The Doobie Brothers think Jesus is Just Alright...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfJpCtu3kFU

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

Fat Freddy wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

Schbopo wrote:: Does nobody know who King Missile is?

Yes, their big "hit" was detachable penis - I see you posted the link

Remember when Beavis & Butthead saw the "Detachable Penis" video? As soon as they heard the "P" word, their eyes got wide, angelic music played in the background, and finally they went:

"HE SAID...
HE SAID... HE SAID....
HE SAID PENIS!"

Then they laughed practically right up until the end credits. Laughing

I remember that well.

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

DallasBlack wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

Schbopo wrote:: Does nobody know who King Missile is?

Yes, their big "hit" was detachable penis - I see you posted the link

Remember when Beavis & Butthead saw the "Detachable Penis" video? As soon as they heard the "P" word, their eyes got wide, angelic music played in the background, and finally they went:

"HE SAID...
HE SAID... HE SAID....
HE SAID PENIS!"

Then they laughed practically right up until the end credits. Laughing

I remember that well.

Yep, that one ranks up there with that one Kiss video they watched for me.

Baron Von 40oz. Number of posts : 4386 Age : 34

Schbopo wrote:: He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky

THERE WASN'T ICE IN JERUSALEM!!

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

EvyMetal wrote:

Schbopo wrote:: He could've scored more goals than Wayne Gretzky

THERE WASN'T ICE IN JERUSALEM!!

Jesus can do anything.

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