Roll Call

I've been here all this time and never bothered to fill out one of these forms...

Name: Keith
("Fat Freddy" is the name of my favorite character in Gilbert Shelton's classic "Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers" comic book in case anyone wonders)

Age: 37

Status: Hitched, 2 kids, 2 cats, 1 Dog

Location: New Jersey, USA

Occupation: Office drone for a major New Jersey newspaper publishing corporate conglomerate. Basically I'm "Dilbert"

Interests/hobbies:
Collecting hard rock/heavy metal/punk rock CDs
Farting around on the Internet discussing the above genres with like minded folks
Baseball (NY Yankees)
Reading anything I can get my hands on
Spending time with my sons (especially building with Legos and playing Tonka trucks)
Horror/sci-fi/action movies (particularly "B" grade ones from the 70s and 80s)
Classic cartoons/animation art
Watching "The Simpsons"

Websites:
http://NoIDontHaveAStinkinWebSitedotcom


Favorite metal genre: A little power metal, a little vintage thrash, a little traditional metal, a little song, a little dance, the Batman's head upon a lance...

Favorite Bands:
Raven, Loudness, Accept, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Warrior Soul, early Metallica, early Queensryche, Savatage, Iced Earth, Scorpions, and literally zillions of others

Famous last words: I can't believe it's not butter!!

Your website link isn't working. Maybe you should try adding ".com"

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Your website link isn't working. Maybe you should try adding ".com"

That's cuz it doesn't exist. Although if I put ".com" wouldn't it be funny if there really was a website by that name??

Fat Freddy wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Your website link isn't working. Maybe you should try adding ".com"

That's cuz it doesn't exist. Although if I put ".com" wouldn't it be funny if there really was a website by that name??

That's what I was hoping. I thought it might be linked to monkey porn or something cool like that.

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

MetalGuy71 wrote:

Your website link isn't working. Maybe you should try adding ".com"

That's cuz it doesn't exist. Although if I put ".com" wouldn't it be funny if there really was a website by that name??

That's what I was hoping. I thought it might be linked to monkey porn or something cool like that.

I'm more into midget horse porn myself, but whatever floats your boat, man.

[, a little song, a little dance, the Batman's head upon a lance...

Classic Jack!!!!

Name: Gustav

Age: 24

Status: Single

Location: Denmark


Interests/Hobbies

Music
-Collecting Rock/Metal albums (not that many yet...about 300...).
-Comedy (mostly stand-up)
-History (Especially the World Wars)
-long-time collector of anything that relates to DuckBurg! (or however it is called in English)

ETC. !!

Favourite Metal Genre : Thrash, Power, Traditional, Doom....everything!

Favourite Bands: Two Absolute Favourite: Metallica and Meat Loaf. See other lists on other boards.

Famous Last Words: "LIVE FAST, DIE OLD!" - all you emo's and punks can rot in your filth, I'll be 60 and kick your skinny ass to bits! Metal up yer' Arse! grrr! lol

Dude, you have to host photos somewhere. You can't link your PC to the forum! Haha.

Eyesore wrote:

Dude, you have to host photos somewhere. You can't link your PC to the forum! Haha.

awwwww lol

My duck is so cute! and DAMN ugly!

YO!

Mglaffas81 wrote:

Eyesore wrote:

Dude, you have to host photos somewhere. You can't link your PC to the forum! Haha.

awwwww lol

My duck is so cute! and DAMN ugly!

just upload your pictures to http://www.imageshack.us & link the pictures with the code they give you.

ultrametal wrote:

Why is the word "Sticky" on some of these polls and threads does it mean something ? Not trying to be dumb here I just dont get it...

I think it's because they want to keep them at the top of the page etc... Don't understand it myself really, if a thread is being posted in enough then it will be at the top of the page anyway, otherwise it should be let die in it's own time. Rules should be the only thing in Sticky's (apart from Uncle Saxons ebay links of course)


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Locky wrote:

ultrametal wrote:

Why is the word "Sticky" on some of these polls and threads does it mean something ? Not trying to be dumb here I just dont get it...

I think it's because they want to keep them at the top of the page etc... Don't understand it myself really, if a thread is being posted in enough then it will be at the top of the page anyway, otherwise it should be let die in it's own time. Rules should be the only thing in Sticky's (apart from Uncle Saxons ebay links of course)


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So any new user should search through hundreds of posts to find this roll call thread? I much prefer they find it right away. Besides, I like to read about the members here.

Fat Freddy wrote:

I've been here all this time and never bothered to fill out one of these forms...

Name: Keith
("Fat Freddy" is the name of my favorite character in Gilbert Shelton's classic "Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers" comic book in case anyone wonders)

Age: 37

Status: Hitched, 2 kids, 2 cats, 1 Dog

Location: New Jersey, USA

Occupation: Office drone for a major New Jersey newspaper publishing corporate conglomerate. Basically I'm "Dilbert"

Interests/hobbies:
Collecting hard rock/heavy metal/punk rock CDs
Farting around on the Internet discussing the above genres with like minded folks
Baseball (NY Yankees)
midget horse porn
Reading anything I can get my hands on
Spending time with my sons (especially building with Legos and playing Tonka trucks)
Horror/sci-fi/action movies (particularly "B" grade ones from the 70s and 80s)
Classic cartoons/animation art
Watching "The Simpsons"

Websites:
http://NoIDontHaveAStinkinWebSitedotcom


Favorite metal genre: A little power metal, a little vintage thrash, a little traditional metal, a little song, a little dance, the Batman's head upon a lance...

Favorite Bands:
Raven, Loudness, Accept, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Warrior Soul, early Metallica, early Queensryche, Savatage, Iced Earth, Scorpions, and literally zillions of others

Famous last words: I can't believe it's not butter!!

Keith, just took the liberty of updating/correcting this for you. Don't mention it, just tryin' to help a brotha out.

Is midget horse porn different than donkey porn?

spectrefate wrote:

Is midget horse porn different than donkey porn?

Midget horse porn is all staged and usually done without the midget horse's consent. Donkey porn is the real deal.

Name: Mike

Age: 35

Status: Married with two awesome sons

Location: Albuquerque/Rio Rancho, NM

Occupation: something incredibly boring, but I'm grateful nonetheless!

Interests/hobbies: metal, reading, the outdoors, thinking

Favorite metal genre: good old-school thrash metal!!!

Favorite Bands: Aww, I hate this question, since I never have a list smaller than about 50 bands! I'll make it easy on myself, though...you guys know all the names, so: most of the thrash bands, most power metal, some black metal, and most classic heavy metal. There.

Famous last words: My last words were "Look at that stupid car."

Everybody : SAMUEL, THE DUCK!

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Crap! I'l try again

FINALLY! haha.

Everybody...I would like you to meet, Samuel the Duck!

T-Roy wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

I've been here all this time and never bothered to fill out one of these forms...

Name: Keith
("Fat Freddy" is the name of my favorite character in Gilbert Shelton's classic "Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers" comic book in case anyone wonders)

Age: 37

Status: Hitched, 2 kids, 2 cats, 1 Dog

Location: New Jersey, USA

Occupation: Office drone for a major New Jersey newspaper publishing corporate conglomerate. Basically I'm "Dilbert"

Interests/hobbies:
Collecting hard rock/heavy metal/punk rock CDs
Farting around on the Internet discussing the above genres with like minded folks
Baseball (NY Yankees)
midget horse porn
Reading anything I can get my hands on
Spending time with my sons (especially building with Legos and playing Tonka trucks)
Horror/sci-fi/action movies (particularly "B" grade ones from the 70s and 80s)
Classic cartoons/animation art
Watching "The Simpsons"

Websites:
http://NoIDontHaveAStinkinWebSitedotcom


Favorite metal genre: A little power metal, a little vintage thrash, a little traditional metal, a little song, a little dance, the Batman's head upon a lance...

Favorite Bands:
Raven, Loudness, Accept, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, Warrior Soul, early Metallica, early Queensryche, Savatage, Iced Earth, Scorpions, and literally zillions of others

Famous last words: I can't believe it's not butter!!

Keith, just took the liberty of updating/correcting this for you. Don't mention it, just tryin' to help a brotha out.

Thanks man, but midget horse porn is "so 2007." I've moved on to transvestite guinea pig porn now... Wooooo ha, that's hot stuff.

sweet duck, i'm getting hungry now.