Another week, another SUC anthem of the week...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9UuaFfHagk
Converter by Pink Steel
You’ve got a hetro life
With some boring wife
But I know deep down you’re a Liar
‘Cause you go to the gym “for the workout”
And watch Siegfried and Roy “for the tigers”
You’re built your walls
So straight and tall
But no barrier can protect you
Now your hetro town’s
Burning to the ground
And I’m swooping down to erect you
You think you’re straight
But just you wait!
CONVERTER
You’ve gone round the world
With all kinds of girls
You’re a man’s man well that’s what I’m hopin’
Just some words from me
And a six-pack or three
We’ll see how far your principles open
You’re built to breed
‘Til I plant the seed
CONVERTER
Your straightness…shall begin to ebb
Once you’re snared…in my pink web
Eye of newt…and hair of style
And while you’re at it…sniff this vial!
Wing of bat and line of meth
(and take this mint…it’s for your breath)
Warming up where you once froze
Feel the rhythm—Strike a pose
Here’s your lotion-and your cream
Welcome to the other team
Smooth of chest and bare of thigh
Plucked of brow and queer of eye
Inhibition’s…gone-to-stay
Presto change-o…NOW-YOU’RE-merry!
You’re a soldier man
From Afghanistan
Don’t ask don’t tell me you don’t want some
Just take my hand
And I’ll have you stand-
-ing at full attention in a condom
You’ll kick and scream
‘Til you’re on my team
CONVERTER!
You think you’re straight
But just you wait!
CONVERTER!