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So, this morning I'm relaxing (procrastinating my lawn mowing!) on the couch watching a Lordi DVD. After about a 1/2 hour into it I look at what one of my kiddos has been busily doing on the couch. Imagine my surprise and pride!! The kid has a sense of humor and I thought this was cute. Concert footage, you could say.


Not victims off to the left, that's the crowd.










Little stretchy lizards!

OMG!!!

That's freakin' hilarious!!!! That last pic is golden!


It's almost scary how much your music tastes influences those kids.

you are warping the next generation!!!!!

exact33 wrote:

you are warping the next generation!!!!!

As opposed to the image of Ernie waving a chain over a floundering Bert...

They like the monster schtick! Then, the music is infectious!

Ha, two years ago my oldest was with my Mom & Dad in AZ and my Mom was listening to Lord knows what and Brianna tells her "This isn't good music. This isn't Heavy Metal". That killed me when my Mom told me that!

They have access to my wife's music and some kiddie stuff and they like some of it, but my oldest especially asks for Metal for Christmas and birthdays and has her own Metal playlist on the computer.

You know, it took me two hours to mow the lawn. I come back in and the 4 year old is still watching Lordi!! I'm in trouble the first time in Church in Sunday School she tells the teacher "The Devil's a loser and hee's my beetch!!"

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As opposed to the image of Ernie waving a chain over a floundering Bert...

LOL!! I just showed Brianna (Dio is her fave) and she thought it was hilarious!!!

Awesome pix Scott! Kids do the darnedest things.

Love that spelling of "Hard Rock Hallelujah" by the way.

Fat Freddy wrote:

Awesome pix Scott! Kids do the darnedest things.

Love that spelling of "Hard Rock Hallelujah" by the way.

I wasn't going to comment on that as I have a heck of a time spelling that word myself.


And I have an English degree.

Yeah, I thought it was funny. I told her it was wrong and she said "I want to leave it like that." O.K. It's your thing.

Is that red one playing a condom?

tohostudios wrote:

exact33 wrote:

you are warping the next generation!!!!!

As opposed to the image of Ernie waving a chain over a floundering Bert...

well at least it wasnt the Maiden Killers cover with Bert!!!

Alex

My daughter will have you know that's a bass, and it's a Barbie mirror turned backwards!

Like you've never seen that before.....


Great thread Scott....kids are awesome....especially when they're metalheads!!!

i knew it was only a matter of time until eyesore 'christened' this thread....

exact33 wrote:

i knew it was only a matter of time until eyesore 'christened' this thread....

I was being serious! Haha. Condoms are balloons to kids. At least that's what I tell them when I'm in my clown suit.

Eyesore wrote:

exact33 wrote:

i knew it was only a matter of time until eyesore 'christened' this thread....

I was being serious! Haha. Condoms are balloons to kids. At least that's what I tell them when I'm in my clown suit.

You are doing a great service protecting the innocence of our country's youth!!!

"The day we got engaged, I said 'bye-bye' to the condom forever."

Not really, but I've been "dealt with" long ago. There hasn't been a condom in our house for years.

scottmitchell74 wrote:

"The day we got engaged, I said 'bye-bye' to the condom forever."

Not really, but I've been "dealt with" long ago. There hasn't been a condom in our house for years.

shotguns empty now huh... shootin blanks??

Alex

How did this go to Scott's awesome kids to his emasculation?

emptytomb1 wrote:

How did this go to Scott's awesome kids to his emasculation?

Seems like a natural transition to me...

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You know, it took me two hours to mow the lawn.

Do you live on a plantation or do you have no legs? I have never taken 2 hours to mow a lawn.

If you count edging, trimming and blowing or bagging clippings, I've taken two hours. Also no riding mower.

Thats Awesome Scott.Im Sorry these other Douches are ruining your thread

Douche-baggery!!




I have a push-mower only. I consider it part of my light cardio. Edging, weed-eating and blowing (just leave it alone!!) all together = two hours.

scottmitchell74 wrote:

and blowing (just leave it alone!!)

Cut out my heart why don't ya. You're no fun.