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| Subject: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:19 am | |
| If the FCC can federally mandate that I have a television receiver capable of receiving digital signals, why can't the government mandate the use of two ply toilet paper everywhere? I just chaffed the hell out of my ass in the bathroom here at work. C'mon, tell me I'm not the only cheap TP hata here! |
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tohostudios King Of Kaiju
Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:47 am | |
| I've always said I'll cut corners on a lot of things to save money but TP ain't one of 'em. Charmin with aloe baby! _________________ "The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.
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| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 9:49 am | |
| Yeah if it doesn't have the aloe in it then Mr. Stinky Hole ain't happy. Aloe is a blessing! |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 10:10 am | |
| This topic is a pain in the a$$. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:29 am | |
| Ummm MG, I would really like your thoughts on this topic, please. |
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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 11:44 am | |
| - spectrefate wrote:
- Ummm MG, I would really like your thoughts on this topic, please.
If you insist. I'm a 2-ply guy myself, but I don't like it overly soft. Tears too easily and too much of it clogs up the sh*tter. And that aloe stuff? Forget it. I tried it once and I felt like a greasy mess and had swamp a$$ for the remainder of the day. I agree about the rough stuff at work though. You could use it to scrape barnacles off a ship's hull. | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:17 pm | |
| Two ply all the way but no aloe. I agree with MG on that one. I hate the roadside bathrooms TP. I think it's as bad as the paper towels. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:18 pm | |
| When I travel I usually just use my hand. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:20 pm | |
| My brother said when they visited Europe they used the paper towels. One of the group got a splinter from the TP. |
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 12:20 pm | |
| - emptytomb1 wrote:
- Two ply all the way but no aloe. I agree with MG on that one. I hate the roadside bathrooms TP. I think it's as bad as the paper towels.
You'd probably be better off using the paper towels in some of those roadside restrooms. _________________ "If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:10 pm | |
| You're doing it wrong, Spec. 1. You've gotta flush away the poop first. 2. Then you fold and fold and fold the one-ply to a nice thick level. 3. Then you dip it in the toilet water to get it moist. 4. Then wipe away. It's cool and soothing. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:12 pm | |
| I am not dipping ANYTHING in the toilet! |
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the sentinel Metal is Forever
Number of posts : 9428 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:18 pm | |
| This is a shi**y topic and it's going to take a lot of paperwork to clean up. | |
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kmorg Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:22 pm | |
| Hole in the toilet paper = 11 on the wall _________________ | |
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| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:23 pm | |
| - kmorg wrote:
- Hole in the toilet paper = 11 on the wall
kmorg, do you guys use toilet paper in Norway? |
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kmorg Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:30 pm | |
| - spectrefate wrote:
- kmorg wrote:
- Hole in the toilet paper = 11 on the wall
kmorg, do you guys use toilet paper in Norway? Nah, we use baby seals...... What else?? _________________ | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 1:32 pm | |
| - kmorg wrote:
Nah, we use baby seals......
What else?? I figured that is what you used since you all live in Viking boats and wear bearskins as clothes. I just didn't want to come across as an arrogant American by assuming that baby seals are your butt wipes. |
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kmorg Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:29 pm | |
| But(t) seriously, what did you think we use? Wooden stick? Or the three sea-shells? (That's right, I liked that movie!) _________________ | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:31 pm | |
| - kmorg wrote:
- But(t) seriously, what did you think we use? Wooden stick? Or the three sea-shells? (That's right, I liked that movie!)
What movie was that? I know that scenerio. ..and I knew you used baby seals. |
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kmorg Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:36 pm | |
| Does Sly and Sandra ring a bell? _________________ | |
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mc666 Master Sailboat
Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:36 pm | |
| i just use an old Def Leppard t-shirt _________________ | |
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| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:37 pm | |
| - kmorg wrote:
- Does Sly and Sandra ring a bell?
Demolition Man. and I own that. Now I know what I'm watching tonite. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 2:37 pm | |
| - mc666 wrote:
- i just use an old Def Leppard t-shirt
I hear those are cheaper than toilet paper, actually. |
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Hamer12 Metal master
Number of posts : 828 Age : 51
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 4:09 pm | |
| I am a 2 ply man myself, but a nice cloth shower curtain will work in a pinch...... | |
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scottmitchell74 Jada Pinkett Smith's Cabana Boy
Number of posts : 9052 Age : 50
| Subject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Mon Apr 14, 2008 5:21 pm | |
| I've exhausted my TP talk at the CMR but I am, of course, a two-ply guy.
Taking a dump in Africa will make you appreciate TP!! | |
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