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PostSubject: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 9:19 am

If the FCC can federally mandate that I have a television receiver capable of receiving digital signals, why can't the government mandate the use of two ply toilet paper everywhere?

I just chaffed the hell out of my ass in the bathroom here at work. angry


C'mon, tell me I'm not the only cheap TP hata here!
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 9:47 am

I've always said I'll cut corners on a lot of things to save money but TP ain't one of 'em. Charmin with aloe baby!

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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 9:49 am

Yeah if it doesn't have the aloe in it then Mr. Stinky Hole ain't happy. Aloe is a blessing!
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 10:10 am

This topic is a pain in the a$$. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 11:29 am

Ummm MG, I would really like your thoughts on this topic, please.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 11:44 am

spectrefate wrote:
Ummm MG, I would really like your thoughts on this topic, please.

If you insist.

I'm a 2-ply guy myself, but I don't like it overly soft. Tears too easily and too much of it clogs up the sh*tter. And that aloe stuff? Forget it. I tried it once and I felt like a greasy mess and had swamp a$$ for the remainder of the day.

I agree about the rough stuff at work though. You could use it to scrape barnacles off a ship's hull.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 12:17 pm

Two ply all the way but no aloe. I agree with MG on that one. I hate the roadside bathrooms TP. I think it's as bad as the paper towels.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 12:18 pm

When I travel I usually just use my hand.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 12:20 pm

My brother said when they visited Europe they used the paper towels. One of the group got a splinter from the TP.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 12:20 pm

emptytomb1 wrote:
Two ply all the way but no aloe. I agree with MG on that one. I hate the roadside bathrooms TP. I think it's as bad as the paper towels.

You'd probably be better off using the paper towels in some of those roadside restrooms.

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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 1:10 pm

You're doing it wrong, Spec.

1. You've gotta flush away the poop first.
2. Then you fold and fold and fold the one-ply to a nice thick level.
3. Then you dip it in the toilet water to get it moist.
4. Then wipe away. It's cool and soothing.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 1:12 pm

I am not dipping ANYTHING in the toilet! Shocked
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 1:18 pm

This is a shi**y topic and it's going to take a lot of paperwork to clean up. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 1:22 pm

Hole in the toilet paper = 11 on the wall

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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 1:23 pm

kmorg wrote:
Hole in the toilet paper = 11 on the wall

kmorg, do you guys use toilet paper in Norway?
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 1:30 pm

spectrefate wrote:
kmorg wrote:
Hole in the toilet paper = 11 on the wall

kmorg, do you guys use toilet paper in Norway?

Nah, we use baby seals......


What else??

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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 1:32 pm

kmorg wrote:


Nah, we use baby seals......


What else??

I figured that is what you used since you all live in Viking boats and wear bearskins as clothes. I just didn't want to come across as an arrogant American by assuming that baby seals are your butt wipes.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 2:29 pm

But(t) seriously, what did you think we use? Wooden stick? Or the three sea-shells? (That's right, I liked that movie!)

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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 2:31 pm

kmorg wrote:
But(t) seriously, what did you think we use? Wooden stick? Or the three sea-shells? (That's right, I liked that movie!)

What movie was that? I know that scenerio. Smile

..and I knew you used baby seals.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 2:36 pm

Does Sly and Sandra ring a bell?

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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 2:36 pm

i just use an old Def Leppard t-shirt

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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 2:37 pm

kmorg wrote:
Does Sly and Sandra ring a bell?

Demolition Man. and I own that. Now I know what I'm watching tonite. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 2:37 pm

mc666 wrote:
i just use an old Def Leppard t-shirt

I hear those are cheaper than toilet paper, actually.
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 4:09 pm

I am a 2 ply man myself, but a nice cloth shower curtain will work in a pinch......
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PostSubject: Re: I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy   I'm a Two-Ply Kinda Guy Icon_minitimeMon Apr 14, 2008 5:21 pm

I've exhausted my TP talk at the CMR but I am, of course, a two-ply guy.


Taking a dump in Africa will make you appreciate TP!!
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