NASCAR or Figure Skating

You have to choose one or your nads will be bitten off by an angry wombat.



I'm going to go see some figure skating and enjoy my nads.

Figure skating.....totally flaming, embarrassed to even watch cuz he's so gay, figure skating......over NASCAR/roundy rounds. :defleppard:

Figure skating, cause theres like some chicks.

Figure skating, cuz the ladies wear short skirts & I'm a leg man.

As for NASCAR, I've always said that there is no need to broadcast all three hours of a NASCAR race. Just show us the first five laps, the last five laps, and any good crashes that happen in between, and you could get the whole thing outa the way in under an hour.

DeathCult wrote:

Figure skating, cause theres like some chicks.

GOOD POINT!

NASCAR = LOOK! They're going left! LOOK! Another left! Wait for it.....wait for it....wait for it....ANOTHER LEFT!

Mostly a redneck heaven, thus not for me.

Figure skating.............um, no. I ain't a 'mo, I know nothing about "choreography" (spelled that wrong I bet), and unless SOMEBODY is getting punched at some point I don't care about watching people skate around on ice.

Voted figure skating.

I agree with the Jeff Dunham (one of my fave comedians BTW).

"OOOh, another lefthand turn!"

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tohostudios wrote:

I agree with the Jeff Dunham (one of my fave comedians BTW).

"OOOh, another lefthand turn!"

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Pretty much where I got my line from! (Wasn't the character doing that his "manager" Sweet Daddy Dee?)

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Figure skating, cause theres like some chicks.

exactly!!

Fat Freddy wrote:

Figure skating, cuz the ladies wear short skirts & I'm a leg man.

ditto

plus i just hate racing

I'm gonna stand up for what's right, and say that I love NASCAR. If you go and actually watch the race, it can be pretty fun. Although, I do prefer watching the Drag Racing or the 'Funny' cars. You just wanna watch the crash take place. I think it's fun. Maybe that's my inner Redneck trying to escape.

By the way, figure skating is just ghey!

I voted for camel toes.

Man wombats are nasty little buggers. Solid as rock too just ask my car about it when i hit one one night.

Eyesore wrote:

I voted for camel toes.

Don't you always?

T-Roy wrote:

DeathCult wrote:

Figure skating, cause theres like some chicks.

GOOD POINT!

That's my logic but frankly, I wouldn't watch either one.

ultmetal wrote:

That's my logic but frankly, I wouldn't watch either one.

Then you my friend, must suffer the angry wombat.

Give me Drag Racing any day over these two.

wow talk about not liking racing. I never thought that figure skating would win.

spectrefate wrote:

ultmetal wrote:

That's my logic but frankly, I wouldn't watch either one.

Then you my friend, must suffer the angry wombat.

I can't watch!!! This is gonna be gory! Nice knowing you Scott.

Fat Freddy wrote:

Figure skating, cuz the ladies wear short skirts & I'm a leg man.

As for NASCAR, I've always said that there is no need to broadcast all three hours of a NASCAR race. Just show us the first five laps, the last five laps, and any good crashes that happen in between, and you could get the whole thing outa the way in under an hour.

How true it is! Never watched a whole race myself, but I live in the south (as much as the Northern VA suburbs of Washington, DC is the south which isn't too much) so I guess I pick Nascar.

Unless Tonya Harding is sucking on a Marlboro light and wacking another figure skater with a pipe wrench!