Would you rather...

Would you rather.......

Be stuck on a deserted island with a beautiful woman with no bills, no sunburn, no insects, no nusiances whatsoever except the songs of Kenny Chesney blared from an indestructible loudspeaker 24-7, without the ability to cause yourself to go deaf




or

Be able to listen to whatever music you prefer 24-7 but must live in a tree in Northern Alaska in sub zero temps while bears smell the blood coming from a festering wound on your knee caused by slipping in the snow and hitting a jagged stone.





I pick the tree and the bears. Kenny Chesney is a talentless hack with a lisp.

I am interested in your responses. Thanks.

I love Heavy Metal...love.....but I'm a man (which my wife says makes me a dog) so I think you can figure this one out.....

I'll take the tree.No woman can make me listen to country non-stop.Hopefully the bear would like metal.

As much as I love MY music...

Being without a woman to me is more unbearable.

i already have a beautiful woman & my music. so i didn't participate in this poll.

By the way, the woman I'd want on this island is my wife. She's beautiful AND she loves my music.

Together - we'd find a way to destroy this crappy music coming from the speakers 24/7.

Beautiful woman in the tropics. My wife already forces me to listen to Kenny Chesney in her van at times, so I think I can deal with it.

ultmetal wrote:

My wife already forces me to listen to Kenny Chesney in her van at times

You poor man. I'm sorry to hear about that.

Alaskin Tree/Bloody Knee/My Music

Im always hot so it would be nice to be cold for a change hehe

If it was Hank 3, I'd take the island, Send me to Alaska please.

Sorry, I CAN live with out the music. CAN'T live without the "warmth" of my woman! HIT IT KENNY! "That's the good stuuuuuff"!!!

I'm divorced right now, so not a hard choice at this point. But man I'm thankful that when I was married my wife was into really cool country (old time & bluegrass). I don't even know who Kenny Chesney is! If I could take the woman and some Jimmie Dale Gilmore I might go for that.

Would I have an icepick on that island for my eardrums?

As long as the woman was Zooey Deschanel. I didn't pick #2 for a few reasons:

a. I HATE phyical pain
b. I have a thing for Zooey
c. I HATE cold
d. I can get used to music I hate after time
e. ZOOEY!!!

id live in alaska, i went there this summer, wasnt half that bad, plus listening to my heavy metal music will pump me up and give me mucho adrenaline, then beat the livin heck outta those bears.

I am on the island because the woman is Eva Longoria!

its hard to pick but i think i will take my chances with the bear

Can I somehow arrange to feed Kenny Chesney to the bear?

People have been mentioned the woman.....

Well, besides my wife (and I mean that)

Toss-up between:

Serena Williams (comic book-looking woman come to life!)

Jenna Von Oy (miniature comic-book looking woman!)


(there's a whole host of others but then the list would get out of hand)

Fat Freddy wrote:

Can I somehow arrange to feed Kenny Chesney to the bear?

yeah do that in the hot place and then listen to metal on the stereo

scottmitchell74 wrote:

Serena Williams (comic book-looking woman come to life!)

Serena may eat you much akin to the bear in Alaska.

As I am not one to break up a happy home which leaves Jada Pinkett out of the question and my wife likes her cell phone too much, I am going to the deserted island with Selita Ebanks. (consequently an Islander as well)

and who could blame you. i would probably take rihanna myself cos shes smoking hot

Two good choices....


concerning this:

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Serena may eat you much akin to the bear in Alaska.

I have no Christ-like response to this comment (like this thread is Christ-like to begin with!!! lol!) So, I'll leave it alone....

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rihanna myself cos shes smoking hot

Barbados!!

Can I ask one question before I answer?:

Will the bear let me watch sports?

theres alot of questions that havent really been answered. like do the bears come closer to you than just sniffing your knee?
are they nice bears?
are there vital resources on this island?

i mean come on, be more specific!@!!!!

haha