Pinocchio Unmasked (horror film)

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Welp, here’s another children’s story turned into horror.

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Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

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Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12875 Age : 60

They should've done a porn version $don\'t know$

Adult Starlet: (while sitting on Pinocchio's Face) "Tell me another lie"
Pinocchio: "You're a virgin"
Adult Starlet: "Another one"
Pinocchio; "You're parents are so proud of you"

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Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

James B. wrote:: They should've done a porn version $don\'t know$

Adult Starlet: (while sitting on Pinocchio's Face) "Tell me another lie"
Pinocchio: "You're a virgin"
Adult Starlet: "Another one"
Pinocchio; "You're parents are so proud of you"

I’m not sure that’s a good idea…

The splinters would be a bloody nightmare.

Then again, it’s a horror movie. LOL

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

James B. wrote:: They should've done a porn version $don\'t know$

Adult Starlet: (while sitting on Pinocchio's Face) "Tell me another lie"
Pinocchio: "You're a virgin"
Adult Starlet: "Another one"
Pinocchio; "You're parents are so proud of you"

It's been done -- way back in 1971 (!), with Dyanne "Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS" Thorne as the fairy godmother:

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