US Warns That North Korea May Be In Possession Of A Godzilla

The United States have issued a stark warning to North Korea about the level of retaliation they will face if they attempt to attack US citizens or bases with any form of gargantuan mutated monster, following intel from Pyongyang that the DPRK has come into possession of a Godzilla.

“We have received a dossier that North Korea may be about to unleash a Godzilla, or possibly a Rodan on US naval warships in the Pacific Ocean,” stated President Donald Trump, clearing his schedule from any investigations into irregularities with his administration so that he could properly address the developing Kaiju crisis.

“The American people will not stand idly by and allow a dictator such as Kim Jong-un to threaten our way of life with a massive, city-stomping, fire breathing lizard creature, okay? Everybody, we need to concentrate all our attention on this. The entire west coast is at risk… have you seen the size of these things? Huge. Trust me”.

The statement was met with skepticism from many opponents of the Trump administration, who stated that Godzilla was a creature who was more connected to Japan, not North Korea, and that the North Korean administration had neither the capacity nor the resources to create a Kaiju of their own, even a shit one like Baragon or Megaguirus.

Nevertheless, Trump pledged to divert huge amounts of funding into the US Space X and Mechagodzilla programs, promising to meet any North Korean Kaiju attack with ‘massive firepower’ the likes of which the world hasn’t seen since Destroy All Monsters.

Then we have no chance at all! Everyone knows that those man made kaiju just don't work at all.

Toho is excited.

Dark Horseman wrote:

Toho is excited.

I say bring it on!

tohostudios wrote:

Dark Horseman wrote:

Toho is excited.

I say bring it on!

I dont think Toho will be all that excited now that is has been determined that Phil Collins is actually the man behind Godzilla. This discovery was made because after driving many a fan mad at what Sussudio actually meant, a fan took it upon himself to unravel that Collins backmasked the song to hide the message 'King Of Kaiju' through phonetic reversal.