Out of Context!

It occured to me while on "the throne" and reading a sentence that seemed absurd....especially if taken out of context...that we should have a thread for things we read in books, magazines or the newspaper that are funny or weird sounding when pulled out of their surrounding context...

I will chose to keep things clean, although I'm sure innuendo will be hard to avoid ....

I'll start:

"It's kind of weird at first, sticking a hot dog in his mouth....."

My boss, referring to filling bird feeders: "Can you go out and splash some seed in them."

A line from Satyricon's "Mother North":

Sometimes in the dead of the night, I mesmerize my soul!

Good ones!