Hey now, I happen to be a badass Heavy Metal Kazooist. Video evidence exists of me performing "Master of Puppets" on a kazoo. You don't get much more tr00, grimm und fvcking kvlt than that.
I can never run for public office for fear that said video would resurface and wind up on YouTube.
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