A New Rock'N'Roll Band

Shrinking is our thing around here brother. You can't just take that away.

We were born to shrink.

Love Shrinks.

Yeah, Yeah.

corplhicks wrote:

Shrinking is our thing around here brother. You can't just take that away.

We were born to shrink.

Only when ugly women break our view of attractive ones.

Sorry, couldn't resist.

No that's what we call a Shrinky Dink.

Your vocals don't sound right, I can't put my finger on it- maybe the production sounds weird ?

You say "maybe" as though you are shrinking.

corplhicks wrote:

Shrinking is our thing around here brother. You can't just take that away.

We were born to shrink.

And I let you do that but don't shrink the private organs you know. JUST IN CASE!!!! I need them.

UNCLE SAXON'S KICKASS CDS wrote:

Love Shrinks.

Yeah, Yeah.

You feel a little fuzzy buddy, I don't cotton with fuzzies!!! But they must've been in every thread.

Short-Fuse wrote:

Your vocals don't sound right, I can't put my finger on it- maybe the production sounds weird ?

Why'd you expect from a home production? Another "black" album? or maybe a "born in the u.s" album? or maybe "Thriller"?
But for the f*cks sakes don't ever tell me if I ought to make a non-melodic death metal which best suits your eclectic taste of music. (I mean all the people messing around here).

And hey now, the main question:
Does the vocal sound childish on the first song there you jack off brothers?

rocknrollwolves wrote:

And hey now, the main question:
Does the vocal sound childish on the first song there you jack off brothers?

The vocals don't sound childish, just under produced. The lyrics might come off as childish. I like your spunk though.

My advice is, if you are not comfortable in English, then sing in your native language. Lots of awesome bands do just that!

mc666 wrote:

My advice is, if you are not comfortable in English, then sing in your native language. Lots of awesome bands do just that!

Yes, boom boom bang bang boom boom bang bang sung in another language would be an huge improvement

How come you realize that I am not native! Did you take a peek at my reverbnation page to know about my Iranian motherf*cker-terrorist identity?!!!
My language skills are decent enough babe. I have a F*ck's load of notebooks filled up with American movies with ENGLISH subtitles. Not to mention those poetry books I read.
Ok, I knew you were gonna know that, but I am doing great.
The lyrics is so good for a non-native terrorist motherf*cker like me. But Thank you for saying: "You're vocal is not childish or your cock is the size of the gherkin!"

rocknrollwolves wrote:

Short-Fuse wrote:

Your vocals don't sound right, I can't put my finger on it- maybe the production sounds weird ?

Why'd you expect from a home production? Another "black" album? or maybe a "born in the u.s" album? or maybe "Thriller"?
But for the f*cks sakes don't ever tell me if I ought to make a non-melodic death metal which best suits your eclectic taste of music. (I mean all the people messing around here).

Actually, You CAN get a decent production from a home production. You asked for some constructive criticism, then get pissed when it's not to your liking. Actually, the more I think about it, Scott's right. You don't properly introduce yourself, then come across as a total douche. Believe me,these guys are being NICE to you. Get a thick skin and learn to accept criticism. Your project needs to improve before total strangers are going to heap praise on it.

Boris2008 wrote:

mc666 wrote:

My advice is, if you are not comfortable in English, then sing in your native language. Lots of awesome bands do just that!

Yes, boom boom bang bang boom boom bang bang sung in another language would be an huge improvement

I'm sorry but not only do I agree with this=it's hilarious!

Hey man, the criticism is so different than making fun/fool of somebody. No offense intended but along those gentlemen out here, I find some jerk-off, fuzzy guys who just post the spam replies.(Maybe more than I do!)
About the song "boom boom bang bang", It's a unique f*cking song and I would say It's the best song in the set. Maybe it's odd but It's unique.

I commend you for doing your own thing and following your own path. But if you want my opinion, which I assume you do since you posted your video, your songs do not sound good.

If you're serious about music, I would remove this video, go back to your studio, make your songs better and try again later. The songs are poorly sung, poorly performed, and poorly produced.

But if you don't care about that and are just having fun for yourself, then by all means continue...have fun!

It was the best second opinion anybody's made here. thank I loved your suggestion. I like this realistic attitude for criticism.

I was serious about the Bauhaus-Residents hybrid. This would work as an avant garde form, not rock or metal. That's a compliment btw.

WTH does "fuzzy" mean?

I don't think anyone noticed he called us "jack off brothers."

I did, I think he's a graduate of the Ze Mau charm school.

corplhicks wrote:

I don't think anyone noticed he called us "jack off brothers."

Because I am born to call the people "jerk-off".
you call me "terrorist" back.

Metal asses here should not be that patsy to take umbrage!

Boris2008 wrote:

I did, I think he's a graduate of the Ze Mau charm school.

This makes the Elusive ze_mau sound like Winston Churchill.

rocknrollwolves wrote:

corplhicks wrote:

I don't think anyone noticed he called us "jack off brothers."

Because I am born to call the people "jerk-off".
you call me "terrorist" back.

Metal asses here should not be that patsy to take umbrage!

Okay, now you're just using a random word generator.

Boris2008 wrote:

Okay, now you're just using a random word generator.

Is that a software I haven't yet got to use?! Or it's your tampon, patsy man?