So here's the newest McDonalds mascot

Metal master Number of posts : 992 Age : 45

Happy, the happy meal!

So here's the newest McDonalds mascot BoBT9OvIAAE5T6O

And you all thought The King was scary

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

"Hi kids! Every time you eat a Happy Meal, A LITTLE BIT OF ME WILL BE INSIDE YOUUUUUU MWAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

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The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 51

and they call TheKing creepy!!

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So here's the newest McDonalds mascot The_ki10

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

Better than Ronald McDonald. I freaking HATE clowns. This is what I picture when I think of clowns:

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

Hey DB, you should check out the movie Clownhouse. Twisted Evil

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3830 Age : 44

Troublezone wrote:: Hey DB, you should check out the movie Clownhouse.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space is creepy as hell. Saw that when I was was 9. Did I mention it was creepy?

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1598 Age : 41

The era of computer animation has managed to find something more universally creepy than clowns who want to take children to "magical lands" populated with "strange creatures."

Seriously, what were they thinking with the Grimace?

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 7641 Age : 56

Kill it with fire!

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

So here's the newest McDonalds mascot 8ef93b3f3bd42c58aa4b199e8af5bb20

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Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

GrandNational wrote:

Troublezone wrote:: Hey DB, you should check out the movie Clownhouse.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space is creepy as hell. Saw that when I was was 9. Did I mention it was creepy?

It was creepy and I actually liked it. I'm not freaked out by clowns, I just find them utterly stupid and only funny when getting hurt. The only exception was the late, great Red Skelton.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 40989 Age : 56

I hate clowns....

but check out the mascot in this link:

http://www.eonline.com/shows/the_soup/photos/12577/mcdonald-s-horrifying-new-mascot-in-horror-movies?cmpid=sn-111021-facebook-na-soup

Road Warrior Number of posts : 17180 Age : 48

DallasBlack wrote:

GrandNational wrote:

Troublezone wrote:: Hey DB, you should check out the movie Clownhouse.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space is creepy as hell. Saw that when I was was 9. Did I mention it was creepy?

It was creepy and I actually liked it. I'm not freaked out by clowns, I just find them utterly stupid and only funny when getting hurt. The only exception was the late, great Red Skelton.

Are you talking about Killer Klowns or Clownhouse?

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

I hate clowns too. But I love Killer Klowns From Outer Space; it even has a great theme song:

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4201 Age : 39

MetalGuy71 wrote:

this is................. strangely near-identical to what I was thinking.

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

Troublezone wrote:

DallasBlack wrote:

GrandNational wrote:

Troublezone wrote:: Hey DB, you should check out the movie Clownhouse.

Killer Klowns from Outer Space is creepy as hell. Saw that when I was was 9. Did I mention it was creepy?

It was creepy and I actually liked it. I'm not freaked out by clowns, I just find them utterly stupid and only funny when getting hurt. The only exception was the late, great Red Skelton.

Are you talking about Killer Klowns or Clownhouse?

Killer Klowns. Coincidentally, I just recently came across the DVD at work a few days ago (I think a day before I came across this thread actually).

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1692 Age : 48

Fat Freddy wrote:: "Hi kids! Every time you eat a Happy Meal, A LITTLE BIT OF ME WILL BE INSIDE YOUUUUUU MWAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Metal graduate Number of posts : 255 Age : 68

that will sink....

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1598 Age : 41

I'd just like to know exactly what was wrong with Ronald, the Grimace (though terrible name for a food mascot), the fry guys, etc. I mean, that was fun crap when I was a kid.

Are kids today too metropolitan for the cartoony? Do they need a true existential nightmare as a self-aware food container seeking to devour their souls? Have they bypassed the need for fun and replaced it with the need for pure terror?