Subject: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Mon May 19, 2014 8:35 pm
Happy, the happy meal!
And you all thought The King was scary
Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Mon May 19, 2014 8:43 pm
"Hi kids! Every time you eat a Happy Meal, A LITTLE BIT OF ME WILL BE INSIDE YOUUUUUU MWAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
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exact33 The King
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Mon May 19, 2014 9:00 pm
and they call TheKing creepy!!
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DallasBlack Zooey Addict
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Mon May 19, 2014 9:23 pm
Better than Ronald McDonald. I freaking HATE clowns. This is what I picture when I think of clowns:
Troublezone Road Warrior
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Mon May 19, 2014 10:19 pm
Hey DB, you should check out the movie Clownhouse.
GrandNational Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Mon May 19, 2014 11:59 pm
Troublezone wrote:
Hey DB, you should check out the movie Clownhouse.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space is creepy as hell. Saw that when I was was 9. Did I mention it was creepy?
Runicen Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Tue May 20, 2014 8:09 am
The era of computer animation has managed to find something more universally creepy than clowns who want to take children to "magical lands" populated with "strange creatures."
Seriously, what were they thinking with the Grimace?
Witchfinder Metal is Forever
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Tue May 20, 2014 1:04 pm
Kill it with fire!
MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Tue May 20, 2014 4:39 pm
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DallasBlack Zooey Addict
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Tue May 20, 2014 9:18 pm
GrandNational wrote:
Troublezone wrote:
Hey DB, you should check out the movie Clownhouse.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space is creepy as hell. Saw that when I was was 9. Did I mention it was creepy?
It was creepy and I actually liked it. I'm not freaked out by clowns, I just find them utterly stupid and only funny when getting hurt. The only exception was the late, great Red Skelton.
007 Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Tue May 20, 2014 10:04 pm
Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Tue May 20, 2014 10:11 pm
DallasBlack wrote:
GrandNational wrote:
Troublezone wrote:
Hey DB, you should check out the movie Clownhouse.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space is creepy as hell. Saw that when I was was 9. Did I mention it was creepy?
It was creepy and I actually liked it. I'm not freaked out by clowns, I just find them utterly stupid and only funny when getting hurt. The only exception was the late, great Red Skelton.
Are you talking about Killer Klowns or Clownhouse?
tohostudios King Of Kaiju
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Wed May 21, 2014 6:58 am
I hate clowns too. But I love Killer Klowns From Outer Space; it even has a great theme song:
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Orion Crystal Ice Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Wed May 21, 2014 3:04 pm
MetalGuy71 wrote:
this is................. strangely near-identical to what I was thinking.
DallasBlack Zooey Addict
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Wed May 21, 2014 9:41 pm
Troublezone wrote:
DallasBlack wrote:
GrandNational wrote:
Troublezone wrote:
Hey DB, you should check out the movie Clownhouse.
Killer Klowns from Outer Space is creepy as hell. Saw that when I was was 9. Did I mention it was creepy?
It was creepy and I actually liked it. I'm not freaked out by clowns, I just find them utterly stupid and only funny when getting hurt. The only exception was the late, great Red Skelton.
Are you talking about Killer Klowns or Clownhouse?
Killer Klowns. Coincidentally, I just recently came across the DVD at work a few days ago (I think a day before I came across this thread actually).
bgsully Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Wed May 21, 2014 10:54 pm
Fat Freddy wrote:
"Hi kids! Every time you eat a Happy Meal, A LITTLE BIT OF ME WILL BE INSIDE YOUUUUUU MWAAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Ricky Metal graduate
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Sun Jun 08, 2014 6:31 pm
that will sink....
Runicen Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: So here's the newest McDonalds mascot Mon Jun 09, 2014 8:21 am
I'd just like to know exactly what was wrong with Ronald, the Grimace (though terrible name for a food mascot), the fry guys, etc. I mean, that was fun crap when I was a kid.
Are kids today too metropolitan for the cartoony? Do they need a true existential nightmare as a self-aware food container seeking to devour their souls? Have they bypassed the need for fun and replaced it with the need for pure terror?
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