Your most horrible moments

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40

I once (whilst attending 4th grade, mind you) convinced a boy that Santa Clause didn't exist, and to my surprise he starting weeping. I also walk quite awkwardly with my feet pointed very much to each direction - my dad once parked in a parking spot made for handicapped, when he said; "Gustav, why don't you step out first". Germany also has these "female parking spots" that are much wider than normal parking spaces (NO LIE) Laughing

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1635 Age : 50

Santa Clause is a Tim Allen movie. Santa Claus is a fictional jolly twat.

Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12875 Age : 60

Told my wife she was over reacting about an ailment and when I got home from work discovered she had been admitted to intensive care for congestive heart failure. (I WIN) Laughing very hard

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Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

I decided to turn an 18 wheeler around on a dirt road and got it stuck in the middle of a road:

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Top THAT!!!!*

*Important to know, nobody got hurt and apart from the truck & trailer, no property was damaged. This was on a back road mostly used by farm equipment, I wouldn't have tried that on a busy road. Needless to say I am not driving anymore and though I guarantee I wouldn't do something so stupid again, it's for the best.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 26701 Age : 55

James B. wrote:: Told my wife she was over reacting about an ailment and when I got home from work discovered she had been admitted to intensive care for congestive heart failure. (I WIN)

You definitely win!

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1598 Age : 41

James B. wrote:: Told my wife she was over reacting about an ailment and when I got home from work discovered she had been admitted to intensive care for congestive heart failure. (I WIN)

Barring someone saying, "I cut out my best friend's still-beating heart and ate it while he watched," I'm pretty sure that can't be topped... Laughing very hard

DallasBlack wrote:: I decided to turn an 18 wheeler around on a dirt road and got it stuck in the middle of a road:

Considering the number of times the underside of my car has scraped curb or some dip that was less shallow than I thought, I'm amazed stuff like this doesn't happen more often with trucks. I probably would have made the same mistake..

Subject: Re: Your most horrible moments Fri Apr 25, 2014 3:42 am

My mom fell one morning while getting out of bed and broke her hip.When I went to the hospital to see her I said,"You'll do anything to get out of work".