Tanning?

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

This is the result of tanning????
Forget the story about the kid, look at this person; she looks like she's covered in tar.

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sideshow/tanning-booth-mom-says-arrest-taking-daughter-5-153138630.html

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Saw that - the woman looks SCARY. In fact, that is exactly how those Jersey Shore people's skin will look in 20 years.

BTW - If it's true that they have on video that the kid didn't go in to the tanning bed, it's another case of the nanny state overstepping their bounds. If what the woman says is true, I hope freakazoid sues the hell out of the police and the school.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37964 Age : 54

Saw this on the news this AM... and of course, the freak is from New Jersey. Yay! Another moron making my home state proud!!!

The kid looks fine. The mom, on the other hand, looks like a walking slab of beef jerky.

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Metal Wanker Number of posts : 6039 Age : 56

What does she see when she looks in a mirror?

The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 51

wow. Someone needs to stay indoors for the rest of the year...

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Metal master Number of posts : 823 Age : 36

Wow. She actually tanned her skin til it's black. I doubt she'd really care whether or not her daughter goes to a tanning bed since she's obviously disregarded the side effects on herself. No doubt she's obsessed with trying to look good via tanning.

mini boss Number of posts : 21101 Age : 54

FF, posted on FB and asked him if this was a joke!!!

What is worse is that she is only 44!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

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Subject: Re: Tanning? Thu May 03, 2012 10:56 am

Yes Metalguy! That's the first thing I thought of, the lady from Something About Mary.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 5014 Age : 55

I was thinking she looked like an Oompa Loompa!

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

Tanning? 936full-the-return-of-the-living-dead-screenshot

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Dark Horseman wrote:: What does she see when she looks in a mirror?

I hope she avoids mirrors.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37964 Age : 54

Quote :: In fact, that is exactly how those Jersey Shore people's skin will look in 20 years.

Supposedly one of the local morning news shows had "Snooki" from "Jersey Shore" on this morning and even SHE said this lady needs to quit tanning.

...that's like Mickey Mantle telling you that you need to quit drinking!!!

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4077 Age : 51

I only tan between my belt line and thighs.

Metal Wanker Number of posts : 6039 Age : 56

So three seconds and you're done. affraid

Metal graduate Number of posts : 255 Age : 68

calling Doctor Oz..that women is sick in the head

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 26683 Age : 55

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Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

I don't tan, I burn and peel.

Metal is Forever Number of posts : 5090 Age : 27

DallasBlack wrote:: I don't tan, I burn and peel.

Oh, the woes of being really white. Razz

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37964 Age : 54

Local news sez that all this publicity for Lady Leatherface led to her being contacted by police in her former home town... seems she has an outstanding arrest warrant there for writing bad checks some years back.

She sounds like a real prize all around.

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King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

Fat Freddy wrote:: Local news sez that all this publicity for Lady Leatherface led to her being contacted by police in her former home town... seems she has an outstanding arrest warrant there for writing bad checks some years back.

She sounds like a real prize all around.

Sadly, that doesn't surprise me.

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Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4077 Age : 51

Wurthless wrote:

DallasBlack wrote:: I don't tan, I burn and peel.

Oh, the woes of being really white. Razz

I have the same curse. And my poor kids are even worse. They're like SHOCKING white our first rounds in the pool every Spring/Summer. lol!

The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 51

tohostudios wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: Local news sez that all this publicity for Lady Leatherface led to her being contacted by police in her former home town... seems she has an outstanding arrest warrant there for writing bad checks some years back.

She sounds like a real prize all around.

Sadly, that doesn't surprise me.

yeah. I am not shocked either.

I turn red when i get a tan - and I will stay that way unto almost November.

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Metal Wanker Number of posts : 6039 Age : 56

Pasty white people unite! lol!

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