Tom Arnold told a story once about a relative (his sister I think) that was the town's local meth dealer and had a fancy sports car with a "DEALER" plate. They were shocked, shocked, when the cops broke down the door and arrested her.
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.