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Metal novice Number of posts : 1 Age : 34

Hey everyone, i really need your help! I really want to find out the heaviest metal song that has ever existed.. I have heard it can either deafen you or make you go crazy, I know it sounds weird but I really want to find it! If anyone can help me please do?! Smile

Master Sailboat Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45

there's no clear definition of what "heavy" means when applied to music, do i doubt you'll find what you are looking for.

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Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37962 Age : 54

Either "Hitler was a Sensitive Man" by Anal C*** or "Lady of the Valley" by White Lion. I can't decide.

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The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 51

Boysvoice - Dressed to Kill

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12815 Age : 49

crunkromance wrote:: Hey everyone, i really need your help! I really want to find out the heaviest metal song that has ever existed.. I have heard it can either deafen you or make you go crazy, I know it sounds weird but I really want to find it! If anyone can help me please do?!

Sounds like the premise to a bad horror movie.

Metal master Number of posts : 626 Age : 48

Ha! it's like asking which one is the farthest planet of the cosmos

Every PORN0GRIND song is heavy to me Very Happy

lemme tell you this, each passing day a heavier song is created

Metal student Number of posts : 174 Age : 55

Imma go with:

Winger - "Seventeen"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ

or

Cryptopsy "Bemoan The Martyr"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVlcqxMVlj8

Both have achieved metal infamy and will make you go crazy!!

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 13862 Age : 49

exact33 wrote:: Boysvoice - Dressed to Kill

Haha, that was pure genuis, right down to the album cover!

BTW, I thought you were reffering to the Norwegian spoof band, Boyzvoice, at first, but couldn't figure out whether or not they had a song by that title. Behold the genuis that is Boyzvoice:

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Fat Freddy wrote:: Either "Hitler was a Sensitive Man" by Anal C*** or "Lady of the Valley" by White Lion. I can't decide.

That's a tough one - Lady of The Valley is SO heavy, I remember when it was released and suddenly Metallica's Fight Fire With Fire seemed like a ballad.....

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37962 Age : 54

thejokeriv wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: Either "Hitler was a Sensitive Man" by Anal C*** or "Lady of the Valley" by White Lion. I can't decide.

That's a tough one - Lady of The Valley is SO heavy, I remember when it was released and suddenly Metallica's Fight Fire With Fire seemed like a ballad.....

I hear that if you play the White Lion song backwards on a vinyl LP, a wormhole will open between dimensions and SATAN will totally appear and DEVOUR YOUR SOUL! Tr00 arcane STEELE ehehehehehehehehehehe

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 55

Fat Freddy wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: Either "Hitler was a Sensitive Man" by Anal C*** or "Lady of the Valley" by White Lion. I can't decide.

That's a tough one - Lady of The Valley is SO heavy, I remember when it was released and suddenly Metallica's Fight Fire With Fire seemed like a ballad.....

I hear that if you play the White Lion song backwards on a vinyl LP, a wormhole will open between dimensions and SATAN will totally appear and DEVOUR YOUR SOUL! Tr00 arcane STEELE ehehehehehehehehehehe

Metal master Number of posts : 648 Age : 30

crunkromance wrote:: Hey everyone, i really need your help! I really want to find out the heaviest metal song that has ever existed.. I have heard it can either deafen you or make you go crazy, I know it sounds weird but I really want to find it! If anyone can help me please do?!

These are the bands you need to check:
Need help! Ss

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1862 Age : 50

TheGreatDuck wrote:

crunkromance wrote:: Hey everyone, i really need your help! I really want to find out the heaviest metal song that has ever existed.. I have heard it can either deafen you or make you go crazy, I know it sounds weird but I really want to find it! If anyone can help me please do?!

These are the bands you need to check:
Need help! Ss

Stealing that for my sig! lol

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 28656 Age : 39

TheGreatDuck wrote:

crunkromance wrote:: Hey everyone, i really need your help! I really want to find out the heaviest metal song that has ever existed.. I have heard it can either deafen you or make you go crazy, I know it sounds weird but I really want to find it! If anyone can help me please do?!

These are the bands you need to check:
Need help! Ss

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kmorg wrote:

exact33 wrote:: Boysvoice - Dressed to Kill

Haha, that was pure genuis, right down to the album cover!

BTW, I thought you were reffering to the Norwegian spoof band, Boyzvoice, at first, but couldn't figure out whether or not they had a song by that title. Behold the genuis that is Boyzvoice:

somehow i dont think this is giving him what he was looking for...

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Metal novice Number of posts : 52 Age : 48

onrypt wrote:: Imma go with:

Winger - "Seventeen"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlN3oEjMpUQ

or

Cryptopsy "Bemoan The Martyr"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVlcqxMVlj8

Both have achieved metal infamy and will make you go crazy!!

These should at least be honorable mention behind Winger:

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

Required Fields wrote:

TheGreatDuck wrote:

crunkromance wrote:: Hey everyone, i really need your help! I really want to find out the heaviest metal song that has ever existed.. I have heard it can either deafen you or make you go crazy, I know it sounds weird but I really want to find it! If anyone can help me please do?!

These are the bands you need to check:
Need help! Ss

Copying that to my funny pictures folder.

Metal Wanker Number of posts : 6039 Age : 56

Well, it was worth a laugh. Really, how do you define heavy. I'm sure Manowar thinks they know but they lampooned themselves to death.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3830 Age : 44

I think you guys scared crunkromance Smile

I don't think the "heaviest metal song" exists, but I'll throw my opinion

Metal graduate Number of posts : 328 Age : 34

Nile's "Howling of the Jinn" was pretty smurfing insane the first time I heard it. Children of Bodom and Motorhead are pretty abrasive too.

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

Andy wrote:: Nile's "Howling of the Jinn" was pretty smurfing insane the first time I heard it.

So is "Kafir!" Probably one of the most brutal DM songs I've heard.

Metal master Number of posts : 924 Age : 56

Fat Freddy wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:: Either "Hitler was a Sensitive Man" by Anal C*** or "Lady of the Valley" by White Lion. I can't decide.

That's a tough one - Lady of The Valley is SO heavy, I remember when it was released and suddenly Metallica's Fight Fire With Fire seemed like a ballad.....

I hear that if you play the White Lion song backwards on a vinyl LP, a wormhole will open between dimensions and SATAN will totally appear and DEVOUR YOUR SOUL! Tr00 arcane STEELE ehehehehehehehehehehe

Either a worm hole or Sammi Curri...

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53

I believe Trixter released an album that contained the "Brown Note". Play Hear! and you'll poop your pants.

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