Try my "Don't Name the Name" Game!

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This is how to play, just take a popular last name and match it up with a first name that makes it sound terrible.....

I'll start with a few examples:

Don't name your kid Justin, if your last name is Case.

Don't Name your kid Robin, if your last name is Banks.

So anybody else have a few to share?

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Don't name your kid Harry, if your last name is Balls.

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1466 Age : 51

Don't name your kid Wayne if your last name is Kerr.

Don't name your kid Jenny if your last name is Taylor.

And I taught a girl named Summa Knight.

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Don't Call your son Richard (Dick) if your surname is Head.

http://www.csiro.au/people/Richard.Head.html

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Locky wrote:: Don't Call your son Richard (Dick) if your surname is Head.

http://www.csiro.au/people/Richard.Head.html

Knew a guy in high school with Head as a last name. We used to joke that his real name was Richard....

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I went to high school with Harry Sachs.

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Or another classic Irish name is Michael Byrne (which as you may know is pronounced Burn), so yes you got it..... Micky Byrne Laughing

(sounds painful)

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Leatherface wrote:: Don't name your kid Harry, if your last name is Balls.

lol, I new that one was coming....

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Remember what we learned in the movie Porky's?

Don't name your kid Mike, if your last name is Hunt.

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If TV talk show hostess/comedienne Bonnie Hunt...

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had married the late country/western legend Eddie Rabbitt...

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...she would've been Bonnie Rabbitt!!

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Getizzyback wrote:: Remember what we learned in the movie Porky's?

Don't name your kid Mike, if your last name is Hunt.

I knew a guy in high school named Mike Hunt........ Seriously, that was his name!

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thejokeriv wrote:

Getizzyback wrote:: Remember what we learned in the movie Porky's?

Don't name your kid Mike, if your last name is Hunt.

I knew a guy in high school named Mike Hunt........ Seriously, that was his name!

Not surprised, Mike and Hunt are pretty common, and parents a lot of times are clueless.

I remember in middle school, some dude named Al White used to catch a lot of flack, "How 'ya doing Al? Are you Al White"?

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I still snicker like a middle schooler every time I hear the name of NASCAR driver Dick Trickle. Seriously, if my last name was Trickle I sure wouldn't use "Dick" as my first name.

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tohostudios wrote:: I still snicker like a middle schooler every time I hear the name of NASCAR driver Dick Trickle. Seriously, if my last name was Trickle I sure wouldn't use "Dick" as my first name.

Oh yeah, that's a good one. First time I heard of that guy I said "That's not a name, that's a medical condition."

Betcha that poor b@stard went thru hell in high school with a handle like that huh?

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That makes me think of that guy from the Titan's football team named Bo Scaife, just something about that name makes me think it's some kind of a diasese.