Best eBay Listing Ever?

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

The items for sale are nothing special, but the seller's description is priceless Laughing very hard

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/290570522953?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=290570522953&_sacat=See-All-Categories&_fvi=1&_rdc=1#ht_1727wt_1179

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"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 64

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"The cat is the most ruthless, most terrifying of animals." - Spock in the "Catspaw" episode of ToS Season 2.

Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1939 Age : 53

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

Pretty damn funny!

The lost Ramone Number of posts : 6557 Age : 34

"object lesson in twat-dom".

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

"Well, I suppose I'd better tell you what's for sale, though why you would actually want to own this dreck is beyond me. It's basically music for people who have a deep-seated hatred of music and want to inflict their pain on the world."

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"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

Every time I re-read this thing I find an even funnier bit.

I love at the end, where he sez if you want to come collect them in person (to save on shipping), that's fine but he will "look at you with a contemptuous sneer as you stand in my doorway, proving by your purchase that you are tone-deaf and tasteless." Laughing very hard

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"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

mini boss Number of posts : 21101 Age : 54

Fat Freddy wrote:: "Well, I suppose I'd better tell you what's for sale, though why you would actually want to own this dreck is beyond me. It's basically music for people who have a deep-seated hatred of music and want to inflict their pain on the world."

and the bastard has ten bids!!!!!!!!

Master Of The Crotch Grab Number of posts : 6841 Age : 50

Shakatak for f*cks sake, what a prick. Object lesson in twatdom, and platinum c*nt. That was f*cking classic. Laughing very hard

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 3830 Age : 44

British humor, gotta love it.

Metal is my Life Number of posts : 40887 Age : 56

Very creative. People always bid on stuff with that kind of listing. Very funny,too !

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37954 Age : 54

"Platinum C*nt" would be a fabulous name for a band.

manny wrote:: and the bastard has ten bids!!!!!!!!

Up to 20 bids now!

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2256 Age : 40

That....was....HILARIOUS! Laughing very hard

Metal novice Number of posts : 13 Age : 49

ha ha ha that really made me LOL big time!

Metal graduate Number of posts : 444 Age : 37

That was pretty funny, thanks for sharing that with us, Freddy!

The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 50

I would love to see the conversation about this over dinner!!!

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Best eBay Listing Ever? The_ki10

The Prophet of Dio Number of posts : 1348 Age : 29

Damn! The thing is down! But from the quotes I read, I can tell that I would love the seller and totally bid on it.

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