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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37645
Age : 53
|  Subject: Best eBay Listing Ever?  Fri May 27, 2011 8:05 pm | |
| The items for sale are nothing special, but the seller's description is priceless  http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/290570522953?ru=http%3A%2F%2Fshop.ebay.co.uk%3A80%2Fi.html%3F_from%3DR40&_trksid=p5197.m570.l1313&_nkw=290570522953&_sacat=See-All-Categories&_fvi=1&_rdc=1#ht_1727wt_1179
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tohostudios
King Of Kaiju
Number of posts : 30892
Age : 63
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Fri May 27, 2011 8:09 pm | |
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bassman
Heart of Metal
Number of posts : 1939
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Fri May 27, 2011 8:36 pm | |
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DallasBlack
Zooey Addict
Number of posts : 17074
Age : 44
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Fri May 27, 2011 8:55 pm | |
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Stender
The lost Ramone
Number of posts : 6557
Age : 34
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Fri May 27, 2011 8:56 pm | |
| "object lesson in twat-dom". | |
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37645
Age : 53
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Fri May 27, 2011 10:02 pm | |
| "Well, I suppose I'd better tell you what's for sale, though why you would actually want to own this dreck is beyond me. It's basically music for people who have a deep-seated hatred of music and want to inflict their pain on the world."
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"I am reluctant to get too deep into politics, and I don’t expect politicians to get too deep into music."
- Paul Stanley
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37645
Age : 53
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Fri May 27, 2011 10:06 pm | |
| Every time I re-read this thing I find an even funnier bit. I love at the end, where he sez if you want to come collect them in person (to save on shipping), that's fine but he will "look at you with a contemptuous sneer as you stand in my doorway, proving by your purchase that you are tone-deaf and tasteless."
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"I am reluctant to get too deep into politics, and I don’t expect politicians to get too deep into music."
- Paul Stanley
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manny
mini boss
Number of posts : 21101
Age : 53
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Fri May 27, 2011 10:08 pm | |
| - Fat Freddy wrote:
- "Well, I suppose I'd better tell you what's for sale, though why you would actually want to own this dreck is beyond me. It's basically music for people who have a deep-seated hatred of music and want to inflict their pain on the world."
and the bastard has ten bids!!!!!!!! | |
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DeathCult
Master Of The Crotch Grab
Number of posts : 6841
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Fri May 27, 2011 11:50 pm | |
| Shakatak for f*cks sake, what a prick. Object lesson in twatdom, and platinum c*nt. That was f*cking classic. | |
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GrandNational
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 3830
Age : 44
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Sat May 28, 2011 1:57 am | |
| British humor, gotta love it. | |
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007
Metal is my Life
Number of posts : 39578
Age : 55
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Sat May 28, 2011 8:34 am | |
| Very creative. People always bid on stuff with that kind of listing. Very funny,too ! | |
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37645
Age : 53
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Sat May 28, 2011 8:44 am | |
| "Platinum C*nt" would be a fabulous name for a band. - manny wrote:
- and the bastard has ten bids!!!!!!!!
Up to 20 bids now!
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"I am reluctant to get too deep into politics, and I don’t expect politicians to get too deep into music."
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Mglaffas81
Heart of Metal
Number of posts : 2255
Age : 40
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Sat May 28, 2011 12:32 pm | |
| That....was....HILARIOUS! | |
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MetalRulesTheNight
Metal novice
Number of posts : 13
Age : 48
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Sat May 28, 2011 1:55 pm | |
| ha ha ha that really made me LOL big time! | |
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Nico
Metal graduate
Number of posts : 444
Age : 36
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Sat May 28, 2011 3:14 pm | |
| That was pretty funny, thanks for sharing that with us, Freddy! | |
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exact33
The King
Number of posts : 23207
Age : 50
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Sat May 28, 2011 9:41 pm | |
|  I would love to see the conversation about this over dinner!!! _________________  | |
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holydiver97595
The Prophet of Dio
Number of posts : 1348
Age : 28
| | Subject: Re: Best eBay Listing Ever? Sun May 29, 2011 3:40 pm | |
| Damn! The thing is down! But from the quotes I read, I can tell that I would love the seller and totally bid on it. | |
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