Subject: Who is more awesome? Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:56 pm
Who is more awesome? NORRIS or SHATNER?
Sutekh Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:22 pm
This will end in tears.
Stender The lost Ramone
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:24 pm
Shatner...first interracial kiss on television. Norris cant beat the power of love.
exact33 The King
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:52 pm
Norris! All those Chuck-isms are great plus:
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Tue Apr 05, 2011 10:55 pm
Tough one. Shatner has The Eternal Hairpiece of Doom, but Chuck Norris has The Power of Beard. I'd say they're evenly matched.
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:16 pm
The Shat Man. "KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Nico Metal graduate
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:32 pm
I'm a big fan of action films, so I think Chuck Norris is literally infinity times more awesome than William Shatner hahahaha! I think the Chuck Norris jokes are kinda overrated, and I don't really watch Walker, Texas Ranger, but I could go on and on about how much I love his movies. Invasion U.S.A. and Lone Wolf McQuade are my favorites, but from 1981 to 1991 he was pretty much making consistently entertaining films. He also had lots and lots of hilarious lines, and one of the things that makes them so funny is that it always sounds like something you'd expect him to say! He's in his 70s now and he's still in better shape than a lot of other action heroes younger than him, I wouldn't be surprised if he lived to be over 100. What's so special about Shatner, anyway, I mean surely it isn't the Priceline commercials haha.
Sutekh Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Tue Apr 05, 2011 11:56 pm
exact33 wrote:
Leatherface Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 12:20 am
Chuck.
MoonChild Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:35 am
Chuck Norris.
exact33 The King
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:20 am
Chuck will smite all you shatner fans like the tiny bugs you are
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thejokeriv Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 8:28 am
Tough one.... But.... In..... The end I had.... to... choose..... capt kirk
James B. Scurvy Skalliwag
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:35 am
Shatner...because he "BOLDLY" went where no man has gone before.
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manny mini boss
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:40 am
Shatner, every planet Captain Kirk landed on, he scored!!!! Green Chicks, Black Chicks, Klingon chicks, phantom chicks, ex wives, girlfriends, all made into the Captain's Log!!
Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 9:54 am
After viewing this clip on YouTube, I'm gonna have to go with Shatner. Best meltdown ever captured on film.
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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:02 am
Kirk and his concrete dildo
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manny mini boss
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:13 am
Many loves of Captain James T. Kirk
MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:21 am
Skin color means nothing to Kirk. Black, white, red...green. It's all good.
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Fat Freddy Metal, Movies, Beer
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 10:49 am
Kirk is an Equal Opportunity Mack Daddy.
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metalinmyveins Metal is in my blood
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:25 pm
I've NEVER, EVER, EVER, EVER understood the love for a show like Star Trek, and according to William Shatner he didn't either. This might be my all-time favorite SNL bit, and I love what this poster did for this youtube video. Watch and enjoy...
...but I did understand why people loved T.J Hooker. I know it had Adrian Zmed, but Heather Locklear made up for any of his bad acting...
bassman Heart of Metal
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 1:28 pm
Gotta go with Chuck, I mean, Mr. Norris. Shatner is annoying
Guest Guest
Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Wed Apr 06, 2011 2:40 pm
Denny Crane William Shatner
scottmitchell74 Jada Pinkett Smith's Cabana Boy
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Thu Apr 07, 2011 10:33 pm
Shatner, and it's not eve close.
And for what it's worth, I believe he's since regretted his Star Trek rant. He knows what the franchise means to people, and what it meant to him.
exact33 The King
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Sat Apr 09, 2011 8:42 pm
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James B. Scurvy Skalliwag
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Subject: Re: Who is more awesome? Sun Apr 10, 2011 4:10 pm
Chuck Norris auditioned for one of the roles in "Brokeback Mountain" but was turned down cause it was too true to life for it to be considered acting.
Subject: Who is more awesome? 
Tue Apr 05, 2011 9:56 pm
Chuck Norris.
