"Oh Lord, who art on high
who has made the blades of grass
and the little tiny things that creep therein
who has made the cricket bats, who has made hankies
who has made.... all things
Bless thou these people from Motorhead
that they may so verily endow the people of this planet
with pleasure and enjoyment
that yea, they may verily increase fourfold their already large sums of loot
and enable them here in this life to purchase maybe one other pair of trousers each.
Oh Lord, thou who hast seen the trouserless and had compassion
Look down upon them....thank you."
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"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"