You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When:

The King Number of posts : 23281 Age : 51

You ski uphill.

You speed walk in your sleep.

You answer the door before people knock.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You just completed your third sweater today, and you don’t know how to knit.

You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you’re standing still is in an earthquake.

You lick your coffee pot clean.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.

You don’t sweat, you percolate.

People get dizzy just watching you.

People can test their batteries in your ears.

Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.

Your Thermos is on wheels.

You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.

You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.

You don’t tan, you roast.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

You think CPR stands for “Coffee Provides Resuscitation.”

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You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: The_ki10

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I see nothing wrong here.

Metal is in my blood Number of posts : 4201 Age : 39

Is this how much too much is? You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: 436688

Metal master Number of posts : 679 Age : 38

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Metal master Number of posts : 874 Age : 59

You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: 647664

Bahaha!

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37971 Age : 54

What is this "Too Much Coffee" you speak of? Does not compute.

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"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"

Metal novice Number of posts : 40 Age : 124

Tea is better.

Please don't kill me.

Roo Jockey Number of posts : 4609 Age : 46

I'm only a recent convert to the beauty of coffee, so I've yet to test my "too much" boundary...

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You're cancer, you can't be the answer, you're killing me

Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 45

Fry shows us what too much coffee is (cool death metal song accomanying-sic- it):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gILlaMTuOt4