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exact33
The King
Number of posts : 23281
Age : 50
|  Subject: You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When:  Fri Jun 18, 2010 12:38 pm | |
| You ski uphill.
You speed walk in your sleep.
You answer the door before people knock.
You sleep with your eyes open.
You just completed your third sweater today, and you don’t know how to knit.
You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
You have to watch videos in fast-forward.
The only time you’re standing still is in an earthquake.
You lick your coffee pot clean.
Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.
You can type sixty words a minute with your feet.
You don’t sweat, you percolate.
People get dizzy just watching you.
People can test their batteries in your ears.
Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
Your Thermos is on wheels.
You can outlast the Energizer Bunny.
You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
You don’t tan, you roast.
You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.
You think CPR stands for “Coffee Provides Resuscitation.” _________________  | |
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Guest
Guest
| | Subject: Re: You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:32 pm | |
| I see nothing wrong here. |
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Orion Crystal Ice
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 4201
Age : 39
| | Subject: Re: You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: Fri Jun 18, 2010 3:41 pm | |
| Is this how much too much is?  | |
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SlaytanicPOWER
Metal master
Number of posts : 679
Age : 38
| | Subject: Re: You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: Fri Jun 18, 2010 9:21 pm | |
| WHENYOURIVISFILLEDWITHCOFFEEANDTYPINGOCCURSWITHINTHESPEEDOFLIGHTANDYOURFINGERS FEELTHEFULLFORCEOFTHEFORCESOFFRICTIONDUETOTHEINCREASEDREFLEXIVITYOFYOURTWITCHMUSCLESPULSATINGATFULLBLASTCAUSINGEVERYKEYYOUTYPEINTOFEELASIFTHEPOWERSOFSTEROIEDSANDCAPTAINPLANETSLAMMEDSOMESERIOUSH-G-HASWELLANDITALLSOUNDSLIKEMORSECODEJUSTLIKEMORSECODEBUTASINARMYOFMICEWEARINGTHOSEWEIRDDUTCHSHOESTHATAREMADEOFWOODANDTHEYARELLRIDEINFROMVALHALLAONTHEIRHARLEYDAVIDSONSCHANTINGMANOWARANDMANOWARMANOWARMANOWARMANOWARSOANYWAYSI'MSURETHISCOFFEWILLWEAROFFANYSE...................................................................................... | |
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QuothTheRaven
Metal master
Number of posts : 874
Age : 59
| | Subject: Re: You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: Sun Jun 20, 2010 1:53 pm | |
|  Bahaha! | |
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37953
Age : 54
| | Subject: Re: You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: Mon Jun 21, 2010 8:43 am | |
| What is this "Too Much Coffee" you speak of? Does not compute.
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"If you're a false, don't entry, because you'll be burned and died!"
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Taibhse
Metal novice
Number of posts : 40
Age : 124
| | Subject: Re: You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:56 am | |
| Tea is better.
Please don't kill me. | |
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SideShowDisaSter
Roo Jockey
Number of posts : 4609
Age : 46
| | Subject: Re: You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: Sat Jun 26, 2010 8:07 am | |
| I'm only a recent convert to the beauty of coffee, so I've yet to test my "too much" boundary...
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You're cancer, you can't be the answer, you're killing me
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DallasBlack
Zooey Addict
Number of posts : 17074
Age : 45
| | Subject: Re: You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When: Sun Jun 27, 2010 8:23 pm | |
| Fry shows us what too much coffee is (cool death metal song accomanying-sic- it):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gILlaMTuOt4 | |
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