The newest virus!

The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.

Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

Ha. I know a lot of people who avoid this virus like the plague.

My wife's entire family has that virus !

TAKING LARGE AMOUNTS OF ANTIDOTE NOW!

I've been suffering from this for years. Unfortunately my bill collectors have made this disease incurable. The evil bastards!

As a teacher, I suffer from the virus seasonally. Right now I'm in remission until August. I still feel the need to build up resistance by taking the antidote even when not suffering!

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