Josh had always been a big fan of Walt Disney. He saw every film that the Disney Studios put out. So it was no surprise when he headed to Disneyland looking for a job as a tour guide. And his interview went something like this:
Interviewer: "So why would you like to work for us?"
Josh: "I've been a big fan for many years. I reckon that I know as much about your characters as anyone. I'd make an exceptionally good tour guide."
Interviewer: "Tell you what. If you can answer 3 questions, I won't just hire you, I'll give you the job of Head Tour Guide."
Josh: "Sounds great!"
Interviewer: "First Question: Who is Mickey Mouse's girlfriend?"
Josh: "Minnie Mouse."
Interviewer: "Second Question: Name our 2 most famous dogs."
Josh: "Pluto and Goofy."
Interviewer: "Very Good. Speaking of dogs, I assume you saw the movie 101 Dalmatians?"
Josh: "Sure did."
Interviewer: "Okay, name them."
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MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
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Subject: Re: TGIF Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:12 pm
Did you hear Mickey and Minnie broke up?
He said she was f**king Goofy.
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thejokeriv Metal is my Life
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Subject: Re: TGIF Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:33 pm
MetalGuy71 wrote:
Did you hear Mickey and Minnie broke up?
He said she was f**king Goofy.
I always heard it as Why did Micky put Minnie in the psych ward?
MetalGuy71 Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557 Age : 53
Subject: Re: TGIF Fri Jun 11, 2010 2:39 pm
Eh, tomato, ta-mah-toe.
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Subject: TGIF 
Fri Jun 11, 2010 12:32 pm
