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PostSubject: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeTue Aug 04, 2009 3:50 pm

Who else could run with the devil while serving you ice-cream at the same time?
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeTue Aug 04, 2009 4:11 pm

Not to mention making you hot for teacher while on mean street.
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeTue Aug 04, 2009 4:14 pm

Not to mention causing an eruption in Panama.

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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeTue Aug 04, 2009 4:17 pm

I'll Wait...till later to post a witty comment.

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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeTue Aug 04, 2009 4:27 pm

Or.....Or.......you know, have a lot of sex and stuff......
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeTue Aug 04, 2009 4:39 pm

Jamie's cryin'... Sad
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeTue Aug 04, 2009 6:07 pm

"NO NO NO, DON'T TAKE EM OFF DON'T TAKE 'EM OFF"!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeTue Aug 04, 2009 6:21 pm

I've always liked those kind of high heels...
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeTue Aug 04, 2009 6:43 pm

(This is like throwing a meat ball to Jimmie Foxx).

It was 1984, where you'd take your whiskey home or you'd be doin' time. I'm the one, the Atomic Punk, and I ain't talkin' bout love. I was in dirty movies, with many beautiful girls, but there was no feelin'. "Why can't this be love," I thought. "I'd be the best of both worlds." No longer on top of the world, I'd wonder where have all the good times gone. Then I saw her, a pretty woman. She was the one I want. She'd dance the night away, but I never met her. She'd always have one foot out the door. She was the source of infection. No drug would treat my fever for her. She always danced on the summer nights. Finally, I met her. It was a Sunday afternoon in the park. I couldn't wait to fell her love tonight. She told me to count backwards from 100, and then I'd see her.

"51, 50.." but then she walked in. Love walked in. When it's love, there is a loss of control. She was ice cream and I was the ice cream man; she'd melt in my hands.

"Fire In The Hole," I exclaimed. She jumped. It feels so good, and the cradle did rock. Baby, this blows them all away. It was unchained. But alas, I was only a sucker in a three piece. She was in n' out. The dream is over. Happy trails, girl gone bad.

That's my story, in a simple ryhme.
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeTue Aug 04, 2009 7:55 pm

^ NICE! ^
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeTue Aug 04, 2009 7:56 pm

TheNazgul wrote:
Who else could run with the devil while serving you ice-cream at the same time?

OU812
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akeldama wrote:
TheNazgul wrote:
Who else could run with the devil while serving you ice-cream at the same time?

OU812

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akeldama wrote:
TheNazgul wrote:
Who else could run with the devil while serving you ice-cream at the same time?

OU812

RUOK?
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeTue Aug 04, 2009 10:21 pm

detuned wrote:
akeldama wrote:
TheNazgul wrote:
Who else could run with the devil while serving you ice-cream at the same time?

OU812

I81B4U

Gang Green kicks ass headbanger
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detuned wrote:
akeldama wrote:
TheNazgul wrote:
Who else could run with the devil while serving you ice-cream at the same time?

OU812

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lol!

Into Gang Green are ya?
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeWed Aug 05, 2009 9:40 pm

XYZ is a freak.
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TheNazgul wrote:
XYZ is a freak.

That's "Card-Carrying Van Halen Freak" to you. lol!
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeThu Aug 06, 2009 12:49 pm

Sorry sir. I am ashamed.
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeFri Aug 07, 2009 5:28 pm

xyz wrote:
(This is like throwing a meat ball to Jimmie Foxx).

It
was 1984, where you'd take your whiskey home or you'd be doin' time.
I'm the one, the Atomic Punk, and I ain't talkin' bout love. I was in
dirty movies, with many beautiful girls, but there was no feelin'. "Why
can't this be love," I thought. "I'd be the best of both worlds." No
longer on top of the world, I'd wonder where have all the good times
gone. Then I saw her, a pretty woman. She was the one I want. She'd
dance the night away, but I never met her. She'd always have one foot
out the door. She was the source of infection. No drug would treat my
fever for her. She always danced on the summer nights. Finally, I met
her. It was a Sunday afternoon in the park. I couldn't wait to fell her
love tonight. She told me to count backwards from 100, and then I'd see
her.

"51, 50.." but then she walked in. Love walked in. When
it's love, there is a loss of control. She was ice cream and I was the
ice cream man; she'd melt in my hands.

"Fire In The Hole," I
exclaimed. She jumped. It feels so good, and the cradle did rock. Baby,
this blows them all away. It was unchained. But alas, I was only a
sucker in a three piece. She was in n' out. The dream is over. Happy
trails, girl gone bad.

That's my story, in a simple ryhme.

That is pure, unadulterated awesomeness. happy
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This thread is MAMMOTH!!!! Very Happy
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I still don't eat brown MnM's.
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Gene Simmons di$covered them

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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeSat Aug 08, 2009 2:42 am

Eddie certainly thinks Van Halen is the greatest band ever even without Mike Anthony.
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PostSubject: Re: Van Halen is the greatest band ever.   Van Halen is the greatest band ever. Icon_minitimeSat Aug 08, 2009 2:58 am

This is old, but I thought I'd post it.

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