What A Way To Go

http://www.comcast.net/articles/news-national/20090708/US.Chocolate.Death/

Man dies after falling into vat of chocolate in NJ

CAMDEN, N.J. — Authorities say a man died after falling into a vat of melted chocolate in a New Jersey processing plant.

A spokesman for the Camden County prosecutor's office says the 29-year-old temporary worker at the Cocoa Services Inc. plant fell after a blade used to mix raw chocolate hit him. His name has not been released.
The accident happened Wednesday morning as the worker was loading chocolate into the vat where it's melted and mixed before being shipped elsewhere to be made into candy.
Prosecutor's spokesman Jason Laughlin says a co-worker tried to shut off the machine and two others tried to pull the man out of the 8-foot-deep vat.

An Oompa-Loompa was brought in for questioning and shortly released to the custody of a Mr. William "Willie" Wonka. No other details were given about the case.

Ouch. That had to suck.

Reminds me of the old joke where a brewery worker fell into a vat of beer and drowned. At the funeral, his widow asked his co-workers, "Did he suffer?" and they said "Oh no, ma'am, as a matter of fact, he got out three times to go pee"

Awesome!!!

(I thought this was going to be sex related....but it's the next best thing!)

Yeah, I saw this yesterday. That's how I want to go.

I wonder what they did with the chocolate....

Oh, it'll be in our stomachs soon enough! Be a shame to throw away all that good chocolate.