Some people just don't get it.

ultrametal wrote:

I like cheese on my crackers does that mean I am againts the cow who made the milk to produce the cheese?

Only if it's a Christian cow, no, I mean only if it's Satanic cheese. Your a cheese nazi!

ultmetal wrote:

Your a cheese nazi!

So wait a minute... now I'm all confused. Christians should only eat cheese that comes from Christian cows?

Fat Freddy wrote:

So wait a minute... now I'm all confused.
Christians should only eat cheese that comes from Christian cows?

You need to go deeper than that. Catholic Cows are everywhere.

In fact, I won't eat cheese that came from any cow until I get a
doctrinal statement from the cow. They might be Calvinists as well.

Tall Tyrion wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

So wait a minute... now I'm all confused.
Christians should only eat cheese that comes from Christian cows?

You need to go deeper than that. Catholic Cows are everywhere.

In fact, I won't eat cheese that came from any cow until I get a
doctrinal statement from the cow. They might be Calvinists as well.

Don;t get me started on the calvinists.......

Why are Calvinists against shagging while standing up??

They're afraid the couple might start dancing!




(Courtesy of the movie Rob Roy)

thejokeriv wrote:

Don;t get me started on the calvinists.......

I'm a Calvin and Hobbes-ist myself.

scottmitchell74 wrote:

Why are Calvinists against shagging while standing up??

They're afraid the couple might start dancing!




(Courtesy of the movie Rob Roy)

Fat Freddy wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

Don;t get me started on the calvinists.......

I'm a Calvin and Hobbes-ist myself.

LOL!!!!

A calvinist and an armanian are walking down the street - both trip on a crack in the street at the same time. The armamian says "ouch". The calvinist says "thank God that's over with"

sheets wrote:

SpectreFate wrote:

Everyone wants things to be so black and white so they can wrap their simple minds around it. A Christian in a non-christian band??? PERISH THE THOUGHT!

I guess we need to start purging Christians from these non-Christian bands. Guess that means Tom Araya won't be allowed to be in Slayer anymore, no more drumming in Iron Maiden for Nicko McBrain, Megadeth will just have to implode altogether without Dave Mustaine, etc....

You got it. So it means Alice cooper shouldn't play anymore ?

On the positive side from it. I am glad HIRAX is doing a new album as well as ultimatum. I will keep supporting them.

To GLENN I have the same Demmelition on black .

Wow did this thread go south quick. LOL!

Hey Glenn, just a quick THANK YOU for your support.

Bah, what a bunch of dogsqueeze!

thejokeriv wrote:

Tall Tyrion wrote:

Fat Freddy wrote:

So wait a minute... now I'm all confused.
Christians should only eat cheese that comes from Christian cows?

You need to go deeper than that. Catholic Cows are everywhere.

In fact, I won't eat cheese that came from any cow until I get a
doctrinal statement from the cow. They might be Calvinists as well.

Don;t get me started on the calvinists.......

Don't get me started on the armanians.......

ultmetal wrote:

Wow did this thread go south quick. LOL!

Hey Glenn, just a quick THANK YOU for your support.

No prob! Anytime...I think I might wear an Ultimatum shirt every gig, so send me a few more,or if it's so important any band out there can pay me to where their shirt on stage...I'll be a living billboard... LOL!!!

$20 plus a shirt...LOL!!!

AD TATOOS, FTW!!!!!

Man, some people can blow things out of proportion sometimes.

kmorg wrote:

Temple of Blood wrote:

ultmetal wrote:

You know, people really tick me off. That's the second friend I've had to defend in the past couple weeks over a freakin' t-shirt!

Christians getting on Steve Rowe for wearing a Saxon shirt, now people getting on Glenn for an Ultimatum shirt. What the heck? People sure are weird.

It's all freakin' heavy metal. If you watch a documentary on Billy The Kid does that mean you must neccessarily be a villan? If you read a fiction novel, does it mean you must believe everything that book says. If you listen to Saxon or Ultimatum does that mean you must believe everything Saxon or Ultimatum sings about? How ridiculous!

So I take it you think Christ himself would be OK with wearing a DEICIDE t-shirt?

What has that got to do with anything?

Absolutely nothing.