Oh, How Things Have Changed

Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 52

Members Of Twisted Sister Now Willing To Take It

NEW YORK—In a stunning reversal of their long-stated reluctance to take it, members of heavy-metal band Twisted Sister announced Monday that, after 24 years of fervent refusal, they are now willing to take it. "I acknowledge that we promised not to take it anymore, but things change. The world is a different place today, and with that in mind, we would like to go on record as saying that, starting right now, we are going to take it," read a statement released by the band's lead singer, Dee Snyder. "To clarify, we would still prefer not to take it, but as of now, taking it is an option that we would be open to. That is all." Bassist Mark "the Animal" Mendoza also stated that, in regards to what he wants to do with his life, he no longer solely wants to rock, but would instead prefer doing other things, such as raising a family and working as a claims adjuster in Rye, NY. Oh, How Things Have Changed Terminator

Subject: Re: Oh, How Things Have Changed Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:11 pm

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Wink

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That's a quote from Dee Snyder, not Dee Snider.

Master Sailboat Number of posts : 9301 Age : 45

i haven't been able to take these guys since 83. that was the last time they rocked.

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King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 63

I love The Onion!

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Metal is my Life Number of posts : 12811 Age : 54

That was posted on The Onion and is a joke

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Really? The little Onion at the end had me suspicious, because it's so well written very well and seems likely.

Subject: Re: Oh, How Things Have Changed Tue Sep 30, 2008 4:51 pm

Nothing suprises me anymore.

Subject: Re: Oh, How Things Have Changed Tue Sep 30, 2008 6:18 pm

Here's the story:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/members_of_twisted_sister

I thought this one was funny too:
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/32717

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spectrefate wrote:: Really? The little Onion at the end had me suspicious, because it's so well written very well and seems likely.

You just got Gooch'd.

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37639 Age : 53

I knew it had to be from the Onion before I even got to the end and saw the little logo. Laughing very hard

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Ate his vegetables Number of posts : 4958 Age : 33

They're never gonna take it.

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