hair metal cliches...

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Post any hair metal cliches you can think of. A couple for me:

"I'm gonna' bring you to your knees"

"Reach For The Sky"

merry legwarmers.

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"Come with me"

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"I'm going down, down, down on the [insert random river or train or something equally cheesy here, preferably including the word 'love']."

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Eyesore wrote:: "I'm going down, down, down on the [insert random river or train or something equally cheesy here, preferably including the word 'love']."

The River Of Love - Lynch Mob.

Releasing a ballad for a second single.

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"Breaking The Chains" or chain breaking or any other horrible metaphor for 'breaking free from society'.

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Wow, this is the second time this week that I thought of a thread and someone else posted it. Amazing!

"Don't ask no questions, and I won't tell you lies."

and the southern or "bayou" sounding song.

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spectrefate wrote:: and the southern or "bayou" sounding song.

Ahh yes another cliche, the "commited to the blues" record. Usually on the band's 3rd album.

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Anything about flying:

"Flying High Again"
"Where Eagles Fly"
"Fly High Michele"
"Fly To The Angels"

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"one night stand"
"We're gonna rock.....rock you...beat you with a rock....stick a rock up yer butt..."

Always with the rock....

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rock, rock for the Rock...rock, rock, never stop!

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Either ride my rocket of love or pocket rocket.

Always with the smurfing rockets.

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DeathCult wrote:: Either ride my rocket of love or pocket rocket.

Always with the smurfing rockets.

Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Come on, grab a hold of my rocket

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DeathCult wrote:: Either ride my rocket of love or pocket rocket.

Always with the smurfing rockets.

The hair metal community has always been a supporter of our space program. USA!! USA!! crazy happy

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ultmetal wrote:

DeathCult wrote:: Either ride my rocket of love or pocket rocket.

Always with the smurfing rockets.

Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Come on, grab a hold of my rocket

I love that song.

USA indeed.

Another one is their always back after getting dumped. Whether its back on the streets or back for the attack, or back to annoying the hell out of you with another ballad. Or Im going to get you back.

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Rock Will Never Die!

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Hair metal rules.

Metal graduate Number of posts : 305 Age : 53

Anything about (or related to) Rhythm and/or rhyme...

Scarred But Smarter Number of posts : 3487 Age : 53

"On A Steel horse you ride"

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ultmetal wrote:

DeathCult wrote:: Either ride my rocket of love or pocket rocket.

Always with the smurfing rockets.

Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Baby wants it fast, baby wants a blast
She wants a rocket ride, she wants a rocket ride
Come on, grab a hold of my rocket

Ultimatum's next cover song revealed.

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hair metal cliches... MNxjcKm

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We're NOT gonna take it... put up with this... stand for this... do what you say... etc.

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Actually, just a song about a train is a huge cliche.

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Why is it always about size with you....?

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How about the music video cliche where the drummer twirls one drum stick between his fingers, while pointing at the camera with the other one, all while making the most "metal" facial expression he can muster.

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romeolimagolf wrote:: How about the music video cliche where the
drummer twirls one drum stick between his fingers, while pointing at
the camera with the other one, all while making the most "metal" facial
expression he can muster.

Yeah, baby!

There were a whole lot of video cliches... Windmills, walking around among burned out buildings, cheesecake.

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...the oversized stages they perform on in videos.

Most of those dummies never saw the outside of a club when they played live.