How to Cook a Turkey

How To Cook A Turkey:

Step 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turk the bastey
Step 8: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 9: Ponder the meat thermometer
Step 10: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 11: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 12: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 13: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 14: Turk the carvey
Step 15: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 16: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Step 17: Bless the dinner and pass out

I bought a 24 pound turkey over the weekend that is currently thawing in my fridge. I do the whole bit even though most years it's only for me. It takes no more effort to cook a big turkey than it does to cook a smaller one and since it's so cheap, I always buy the biggest one I can find. One year I figured it out and after various forms of leftovers, it worked out to about $1 a meal.

Can't beat that!

tohostudios wrote:

I bought a 24 pound turkey over the weekend that is currently thawing in my fridge. I do the whole bit even though most years it's only for me. It takes no more effort to cook a big turkey than it does to cook a smaller one and since it's so cheap, I always buy the biggest one I can find. One year I figured it out and after various forms of leftovers, it worked out to about $1 a meal.

Can't beat that!

we are deep frying the turkey this year. YUM!!

exact33 wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

I bought a 24 pound turkey over the weekend that is currently thawing in my fridge. I do the whole bit even though most years it's only for me. It takes no more effort to cook a big turkey than it does to cook a smaller one and since it's so cheap, I always buy the biggest one I can find. One year I figured it out and after various forms of leftovers, it worked out to about $1 a meal.

Can't beat that!

we are deep frying the turkey this year. YUM!!

Good luck. Don't become one of those viral videos we see every year.

tohostudios wrote:

exact33 wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

I bought a 24 pound turkey over the weekend that is currently thawing in my fridge. I do the whole bit even though most years it's only for me. It takes no more effort to cook a big turkey than it does to cook a smaller one and since it's so cheap, I always buy the biggest one I can find. One year I figured it out and after various forms of leftovers, it worked out to about $1 a meal.

Can't beat that!

we are deep frying the turkey this year. YUM!!

Good luck. Don't become one of those viral videos we see every year.

no worries. I have done this before and am really good at it.

exact33 wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

I bought a 24 pound turkey over the weekend that is currently thawing in my fridge. I do the whole bit even though most years it's only for me. It takes no more effort to cook a big turkey than it does to cook a smaller one and since it's so cheap, I always buy the biggest one I can find. One year I figured it out and after various forms of leftovers, it worked out to about $1 a meal.

Can't beat that!

we are deep frying the turkey this year. YUM!!

Those are awesome!!!!!

thejokeriv wrote:

exact33 wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

I bought a 24 pound turkey over the weekend that is currently thawing in my fridge. I do the whole bit even though most years it's only for me. It takes no more effort to cook a big turkey than it does to cook a smaller one and since it's so cheap, I always buy the biggest one I can find. One year I figured it out and after various forms of leftovers, it worked out to about $1 a meal.

Can't beat that!

we are deep frying the turkey this year. YUM!!

Those are awesome!!!!!

Especially with Cajun spices. We had it that way many years ago and it was the best Turkey I ever had.

DallasBlack wrote:

thejokeriv wrote:

exact33 wrote:

tohostudios wrote:

I bought a 24 pound turkey over the weekend that is currently thawing in my fridge. I do the whole bit even though most years it's only for me. It takes no more effort to cook a big turkey than it does to cook a smaller one and since it's so cheap, I always buy the biggest one I can find. One year I figured it out and after various forms of leftovers, it worked out to about $1 a meal.

Can't beat that!

we are deep frying the turkey this year. YUM!!

Those are awesome!!!!!

Especially with Cajun spices. We had it that way many years ago and it was the best Turkey I ever had.

This year we had that one! Even better than I remembered it.