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T-Roy
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 4077
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T-Roy
Metal is in my blood
Number of posts : 4077
Age : 51
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Thu Aug 16, 2007 2:23 pm | |
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MetalGuy71
Bukkake Tsunami
Number of posts : 25557
Age : 52
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Wed Mar 10, 2010 11:20 am | |
| Chuck Norris is 70 today. And can still kick your ass. His wig, however, is 20.  Cue the "Chuck Norris" jokes...
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I used to be with it, but then they changed what "it" was. Now what I'm with isn't it, and what's it seems weird and scary to me, and it'll happen to you, too.
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37658
Age : 53
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Wed Mar 10, 2010 12:22 pm | |
| Chuck Norris once tried a cigarette. The cigarette died from Chuck Norris cancer.
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"I am reluctant to get too deep into politics, and I don’t expect politicians to get too deep into music."
- Paul Stanley
HEY KIDS! Check out my way-cool CD and movie reviews and other geeky nonsense on the HubPages Network: http://hubpages.com/@fatfreddyscat
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SideShowDisaSter
Roo Jockey
Number of posts : 4603
Age : 46
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:46 am | |
| Chuck Norris once brought a lamb back to life. He then killed it again, because the good Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck taketh away.
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You're cancer, you can't be the answer, you're killing me
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SideShowDisaSter
Roo Jockey
Number of posts : 4603
Age : 46
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:58 am | |
| Chuck Norris and Mr. T once walked into a bar. The bar was instantly destroyed as that level of awesome cannot be contained in one building.
The universe is ever-expanding. It is trying to escape Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse. Horses are hung like Chuck Norris.
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You're cancer, you can't be the answer, you're killing me
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37658
Age : 53
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Thu Mar 11, 2010 10:21 am | |
| Chuck Norris' d*ck is so big, it has its OWN d*ck.
One time Chuck Norris' d*ck's d*ck walked into a bar in Thailand and proceeded to drink an entire platoon of U.S. Marines under the table. Then it left and stuck them with the check.
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"I am reluctant to get too deep into politics, and I don’t expect politicians to get too deep into music."
- Paul Stanley
HEY KIDS! Check out my way-cool CD and movie reviews and other geeky nonsense on the HubPages Network: http://hubpages.com/@fatfreddyscat
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Troublezone
Road Warrior
Number of posts : 17069
Age : 48
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Fat Freddy
Metal, Movies, Beer
Number of posts : 37658
Age : 53
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:19 am | |
| - T-Roy wrote:
- I'm sitting there in my underwear this morning,
Chuck Norris can see you sitting there in your underwear, T-Roy. Chuck Norris sees everything you do. And he hears the shrieking terror in your soul.
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"I am reluctant to get too deep into politics, and I don’t expect politicians to get too deep into music."
- Paul Stanley
HEY KIDS! Check out my way-cool CD and movie reviews and other geeky nonsense on the HubPages Network: http://hubpages.com/@fatfreddyscat
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James B.
Scurvy Skalliwag
Number of posts : 12634
Age : 60
| | Subject: Re: Chuck Norris!!!! Fri Mar 12, 2010 10:26 am | |
| Chuck Norris drove thru New Jersey 40 years ago........who's your daddy bro. _________________  | |
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........your missing my point......!!
