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PostSubject: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 1:47 pm

Having a bad week. Tell me a joke and make me laugh. Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 2:08 pm

Sorry to hear that Scott. I'm not good with jokes, by my priest sent me this video this morning with the subject line of Late Night Xians. It's a bit sad, but it's funny too:




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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 2:11 pm

"If you do laundry in the love of God, you'll get a harvest!" Laughing very hard
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 2:30 pm

Kenneth Copeland is soooo off base doctrinally it's not even funny.

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 2:32 pm

Absolutely agreed 100%. And that Murdoch guy scares me.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 2:34 pm

Here's a rhyme from Willie Nelson:

"Billy roy the cabin boy was a dirty little nipper.
Lined his ass with broken glass, and circumcised the skipper"

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 3:13 pm

What do metalheads and Jews have in common?



They both prefer the old Testament.

Hey-o!!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 3:26 pm

Witchfinder wrote:
What do metalheads and Jews have in common?



They both prefer the old Testament.

Hey-o!!

lol! This one's a keeper.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 4:17 pm

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse, with its inability to understand English, defecates on the floor and leaves.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 4:22 pm

Schbopo wrote:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse, with its inability to understand English, defecates on the floor and leaves.

And here is a picture of that horse:

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Schbopo wrote:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse, with its inability to understand English, defecates on the floor and leaves.

Two g-ay condoms walked into a bar. One looks at the other and says, "let's get sh*tfaced tonight."

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 6:01 pm

The other day, I saw a youth pastor and 6 kids get out of a Honda. They were in one Accord !

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 6:05 pm

Why don't blind people Bungee Jump?


















































It scares the crap out of the dog!
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 7:56 pm

A panda goes into a resteraunt and orders some food. After he is finished, the waiter brings him the check. The Panda then shoots the waiter with a gun and proceeds to leave the resteraunt. The owner shocked yells, "What the hell do you think you're doing!" The Panda says, "Hey, buddy! I'm a Panda, look it up!" Later the owner opens up a dictionary and sees the definition of a Panda:

Panda-A large animal from Asia. Eats shoots and leaves. Very Happy
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This preacher is waking through the desert in Mexico. He comes into a small town and asks a young boy where the post office is. The boy tells him, "Go down the street past the well and when you see a guy havin a siesta in the alley turn left. The second street you come to there will be a bar and the post office is right next to that" The preacher says thanks and after taking a few steps, thinks to himself. Here is a perfect chance to explain why I am really here. He turns and tels the boy. I plan to open and church here and tell foks about Jesus and how to get to heaven. The boy laughs really really hard. The preacher asks, "what's so funny". The boys says, "you don't even know how to get to the post office".

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What does Eric Clapton have in common with coffee?

They both suck without Cream...
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An elderly man goes into a brothel and tells the madam he would like a
young girl for the night.

Surprised, she looks at the ancient man and asks how old he is.

'I'm 90 years old,' he says.

'90!' replies the woman. 'Don't you realize you've had it?'

'Oh, sorry,' says the old man. 'How much do I owe you?

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeThu Aug 04, 2011 10:34 pm

Jesusandmetal23 wrote:
What does Eric Clapton have in common with coffee?

They both suck without Cream...


The REAL joke is.......

What does 7 Eleven coffee and Ginger Baker have in common....they both suck without CREAM.

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Jesus walks into a hotel with a cross and three nails. He asks the desk clerk "Can you put me up tonight?"
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeFri Aug 05, 2011 3:43 am

GrandNational wrote:
Schbopo wrote:
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?". The horse, with its inability to understand English, defecates on the floor and leaves.

Two g-ay condoms walked into a bar. One looks at the other and says, "let's get sh*tfaced tonight."

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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeFri Aug 05, 2011 3:46 am

What kind of ice cream do Lesbians like?



























KlonDYKE bars






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Troublezone wrote:
What kind of ice cream do Lesbians like?



























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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeFri Aug 05, 2011 4:37 am

Whats the difference between a musician and a savings bond?





































































One day, the savings bond will mature and earn money.
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PostSubject: Re: Jokes...   Jokes... Icon_minitimeFri Aug 05, 2011 8:22 am

Jesusandmetal23 wrote:
Whats the difference between a musician and a savings bond?





































































One day, the savings bond will mature and earn money.

lol!

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What do you call a lezbo dinosaur? A lickalottapus
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