When the honeymoon is over...

The King Number of posts : 23207 Age : 50

Rupert and Elaine, young couple, got married and went happily on their honeymoon.
When they got back, Elaine immediately ‘phoned her mother and her mother obviously asked, ‘How was the honeymoon, dearest?’

‘Oh, Ma,’ she replied, ‘the honeymoon was wonderful. So romantic… .’

Then Elaine burst out crying. ‘But, Ma, as soon as we returned home Rupert started using the most ghastly language… saying things I’ve never heard before! I mean, all these awful 4-letter words! You’ve got to come get me and take me home. Please Ma.’

‘Calm down, Elaine!’ said her mother, ‘Tell me, what could be so awful? What 4-letter words?’
Still sobbing, Elaine whispered, ‘Oh, Ma…words like dust, wash, cook, and iron.’

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Metal Conspiracist Number of posts : 410 Age : 53

The payoff isn't worth the explanation.I'm not sure where you're going with this.Is this joke a statement on the state of womanhood in the modern American society? I remember Home Economics class in middle school. We learned to cook fried eggs and sew football helmet pillows...I really learned to iron when I was in the Army and shine my boots to a fine polish.
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King Of Kaiju Number of posts : 30892 Age : 63

I think it's just a joke (admittedly a lame one IMO). The King has been known to post jokes in the past. I think you're trying to read too much into it.

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The King Number of posts : 23207 Age : 50

its a joke... and i thought it was funny Smile

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Zooey Addict Number of posts : 17074 Age : 44

tohostudios wrote:: I think you're trying to read too much into it.

Do you need to be reminded of who you're talking to? Very Happy

Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12622 Age : 60

Some folks don't understand humor but they sure know how to write it.

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 2255 Age : 40

Is troublemagnet talking again? Jesus Christ.....

King - you're usually quite funny.....but that one was lame Laughing

The King Number of posts : 23207 Age : 50

Mglaffas81 wrote:: Is troublemagnet talking again? Jesus Christ.....

King - you're usually quite funny.....but that one was lame

win some, lose some I guess Smile

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Heart of Metal Number of posts : 1862 Age : 49

exact33 wrote:: win some, lose some I guess

You won with me, I thought it was funny. Although, I think we have the same corny sense of humor! Laughing

Metal, Movies, Beer Number of posts : 37646 Age : 53

This joke would've brought the house down back when Eisenhower was still in the White House. Nowadays, not so much.

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Bukkake Tsunami Number of posts : 25557 Age : 52

Fat Freddy wrote:: This joke would've brought the house down back when Eisenhower was still in the White House. Nowadays, not so much.

Now that's funny!! When the honeymoon is over... Spit

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Scurvy Skalliwag Number of posts : 12622 Age : 60

James B. wrote:: Some folks don't understand humor but they sure know how to write it.

Seems NOBODY got my joke....I suck!!!!!!!!!!!

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The King Number of posts : 23207 Age : 50

James B. wrote:

James B. wrote:: Some folks don't understand humor but they sure know how to write it.

Seems NOBODY got my joke....I suck!!!!!!!!!!!

take a number! This thread is full of bad humor apparently...

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